Coffee talk with Auto...

[Automattic]

Who?

He was Marty McSorely's hairdresser.

 

[dboy97]

I have the best fart story ever and it is absolutely true but I want some major rep points if I put it out there.

 

[SLY]

Seeds 2-8 in the East are seperated by 4 points.

Seeds 1-8 in the West are seperated by 6 points.

The race is tight as a rats ass this season.

 

[Automattic]

46 will appreciate this even if it goes over everyone else's head. I am also a great one, Lee Suggs, #22.

You'd be surprised. There are a couple hockey saavy peeps on here....

 

[Automattic]

I have the best fart story ever and it is absolutely true but I want some major rep points if I put it out there.

Apparently I have no reps to dish out today!?


Should be around noon though. Maybe?

 

[vtpoop]

I have the best fart story ever and it is absolutely true but I want some major rep points if I put it out there.

In college, somebody put a feed the hungry collection box in our dorm. Nobody put anything in it, and the deadline passed. So I took it to to the bathroom, took a huge dump in it, then left it in front of the door of the biggest butthole's room on campus. The next day, somebody added some breath mints in there. LOL

 

[Automattic]

see ya'll in a couple hours...

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

OK, back....what did I miss???

 

[dash]

OK, back....what did I miss???

Not much...I grabbed a coffee and Darryl Sutter is still GM of the Flames

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Fuck off... No need to point out my dry spell.

Hey Sly....

It's all good....

Wanna smell???

 

[SLY]

No, thanks for the offer. I can use the time away from headaches. Women are fucking nuts.

 

[dash]

No, thanks for the offer. I can use the time away from headaches. Women are fucking nuts.

They're smarter than us and they don't play fair as well...

 

[TOX1]

I have the best fart story ever and it is absolutely true but I want some major rep points if I put it out there.

Kick it...

 

[SLY]

You gotta fight!

 

[TOX1]

You gotta fight!

lol I knew you'd be the only one that would know what that was from!

 

[TOX1]

Late..

 

[vtpoop]

In college, somebody put a feed the hungry collection box in our dorm. Nobody put anything in it, and the deadline passed. So I took it to to the bathroom, took a huge dump in it, then left it in front of the door of the biggest butthole's room on campus. The next day, somebody added some breath mints in there. LOL

I can't believe this got no reaction, even a bad one.

 

[dash]

I can't believe this got no reaction, even a bad one.

Sorry, just saw this now...I think I now understand your SportsHoopla username

 

[SLY]

Late..

zzzzzzz... Jacks head hits keyboard.

 

[SLY]

I can't believe this got no reaction, even a bad one.

Sorry, just saw this now...I think I now understand your SportsHoopla username

lol