Coffee talk with Auto...

[dboy97]

I saw the Giants Eagles crazy. Punt the ball out bounds. Oops

 

[SLY]

Hey Sly.....

Some of us wake up next to a soft, flowery smelling petite brunette, so it takes us a little while to get to the computer.

Speaking of which, I will be back in a few......#cigarette

Fuck off... No need to point out my dry spell.

 

[SLY]

I saw the Giants Eagles crazy. Punt the ball out bounds. Oops

How did they all miss him up the middle?

 

[Automattic]

Hey Sly.....

Some of us wake up next to a soft, flowery smelling petite brunette, so it takes us a little while to get to the computer.

Speaking of which, I will be back in a few......#cigarette

Um yeah...that's why I got up early and went home...

 

[Automattic]

Fuck off... No need to point out my dry spell.

Your not posting with one hand are you?

 

[dboy97]

Did you see the int return for a TD the Pats got last night. That fucker should have been on his ass four times at least.

 

[Automattic]

I just saw the highlights of that, but wow. The entire Giants team crapped their collective pants in that one. And WAR Mike Vick BTW.
Nice signature Auto. One of my favorite jokes is to look at somebody as ask, "Did you hear what the one asshole said to the other?" and then fart.

I'm gonna use this on my wife. I'll let you know how it goes...

 

[SLY]

Um yeah...that's why I got up early and went home...

Your not posting with one hand are you?

lmao... nope.

 

[dboy97]

I'm gonna use this on my wife. I'll let you know how it goes...

LOL that would be funny. I guess you have pulled the fart in bed and throw the covers over her head right?

 

[Automattic]

Did you see the int return for a TD the Pats got last night. That fucker should have been on his ass four times at least.

I think that was about the time I got pissed at the Wings and quit watching sports...

 

[vtpoop]

LOL that would be funny. I guess you have pulled the fart in bed and throw the covers over her head right?

Dutch Ovens, LOL. Of course another good one is if one accidentally slips, you can always look at your wife and say, "Did you hear that asshole? It's talking sh!t!

 

[Automattic]

LOL that would be funny. I guess you have pulled the fart in bed and throw the covers over her head right?

You know it.


...with rubber sheets and a snorkel.

 

[dboy97]

How about when you curl up in the fetal postion put your ass against your wife's leg and let it blast.

 

[SLY]

Goddamnit, someone rep Matt damnit!

 

[Automattic]

NO! I'm the Great One....99

 

[SLY]

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[Automattic]

How about when you curl up in the fetal postion put your ass against your wife's leg and let it blast.

Holy snap! Why don't you just tell me to go to the courthouse and grab some divorce papers while I'm at it...

 

[Automattic]

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Not my fault that you crazy kids don't know who Gretzky is...

 

[vtpoop]

NO! I'm the Great One....99

46 will appreciate this even if it goes over everyone else's head. I am also a great one, Lee Suggs, #22.

 

[SLY]

Not my fault that you crazy kids don't know who Gretzky is...

Who?