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Coffee Talk V: The Final Battle

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thedddd

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Fuck that twat
Speaking of that here is someone that did.


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Dear America,

We are sorry however It is really getting hard to follow your Republican scandals and maniacs. Please release a program with an order of events

Sincerely,
Canada
 

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Dear America,

We are sorry however It is really getting hard to follow your Republican scandals and maniacs. Please release a program with an order of events

Sincerely,
Canada
Simple.

Republican does something bad.
It is on the news and social media and everyone is up in arms wanting something done.
Republican blames the fake news
and eventually nothing is done.
 

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Dear America,

We are sorry however It is really getting hard to follow your Republican scandals and maniacs. Please release a program with an order of events

Sincerely,
Canada
I don't have a specific order of events, but here is a handy guide to the basic structure of events for two major points of their platform

1) Invent some scenario that isn't happening.
2) Get angry about the thing that you totally made up and commit yourself to stopping it

1) Say that your opponent is doing some awful and potentially illegal thing
2) Prepare a legal defense when the media discovers you actually did that thing

And the third major point on their platform is

1) Step on the necks of minorities (this includes women)
 

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