Coffee Talk V: The Final Battle

[buffhockey]

Must have been a non-refundable ticket.

 

[forty_three]

Must have been a non-refundable ticket.

That's not Ted. That's Antifa trying to make him look bad.

 

[dash]

That's not Ted. That's Antifa trying to make him look bad.

You barely have to lift a finger to make Ted look bad.

 

[thedddd]

That's not Ted. That's Antifa trying to make him look bad.

What is sad is there are a lot of folks/bots out there trying to prove this isn’t Ted.

 

[Comeds]

I cannot wait to be disappointed when Texas elects this piece of garbage again in 2024.

 

[dash]

I cannot wait to be disappointed when Texas elects this piece of garbage again in 2024.

Here's a candidate comeds can get behind...

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Must have been a non-refundable ticket.

He is technically an Albertan after all. So this is definitely on brand with the Albertan UCP up here.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Also, obligatory...

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

I know this is dumb when we just saw over the last five years but, honestly, Texas has a population of 30 million and a GDP higher than Canada's. The politicians that come out of there have gotten so bad that it's actually reasonable to say GWB has been the smartest of the bunch they've elected to national office since 2000.

Is there really nobody better than these people there?? Even for Republicans it's fucking terrifying the shit Abbott and Cruz have done this week, and that's to say nothing of Lieutenant moron who kept popping up on the news talking about murdering my grandparents last year.

 

[thedddd]

I know this is dumb when we just saw over the last five years but, honestly, Texas has a population of 30 million and a GDP higher than Canada's. The politicians that come out of there have gotten so bad that it's actually reasonable to say GWB has been the smartest of the bunch they've elected to national office since 2000.

Is there really nobody better than these people there?? Even for Republicans it's fucking terrifying the shit Abbott and Cruz have done this week, and that's to say nothing of Lieutenant moron who kept popping up on the news talking about murdering my grandparents last year.

They aren't that smart in Texas but there are a few:

 

[thedddd]

Speaking of incredibly stupid Texans:



He doesn't even know what fossil fuels are.

 

[forty_three]

They aren't that smart in Texas but there are a few:

"Thanks for the hot meal, Beto but Hannity tells me you are going to take my gun so I am voting for Ted again"

 

[thedddd]

 

[scoutyjones2]

When the going gets tough...the tough get going...to Cancun

 

[dare2be]

These pretzel brains will twist at everything.

 

[thedddd]

 

[dash]

He is technically an Albertan after all. So this is definitely on brand with the Albertan UCP up here.

Both of these guys differ from Rick Astley as not only will they desert you, but they will dessert you.

 

[thedddd]

When the going gets tough...the tough get going...to Cancun

 

[puckhead]

he blamed his kids.

 

[forty_three]

he blamed his kids.

Surprised he didn't also throw his ugly wife under the bus, too.

Funny, when I went to Vegas for 4 days/3 nights a while ago. The carry on for both me and my wife was half the size of the one he took just to see his kids off overnight.