Coffee Talk: I Should Have Had a V-8

[jstewismybastardson]

Nexus renewal interview scheduled for later today. I am now going to spend the next 3 hours scrubbing my phone of social media and screenshots of Trump wearing diapers

i should probably delete this from my photos

 

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Isn't this why burner phones were invented?

 

[Comeds]

I kind of want to look for more pictures of my new security woman crush, but I also kind of think its a bad idea.

 

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I recently renewed my Nexus as it is a great time saver, but I honestly don't know the next time I will be visiting the States. Wife and I have discussed a trip to Australia at the beginning of 2027 that will hopefully include a couple of days at the Aussie Open in Melbourne.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I recently renewed my Nexus as it is a great time saver, but I honestly don't know the next time I will be visiting the States. Wife and I have discussed a trip to Australia at the beginning of 2027 that will hopefully include a couple of day at the Aussie Open in Melbourne.

Its a 10 year renewal ... surely things will be better in America in 4 years

 

[Caliskinsfan]

I recently renewed my Nexus as it is a great time saver, but I honestly don't know the next time I will be visiting the States. Wife and I have discussed a trip to Australia at the beginning of 2027 that will hopefully include a couple of days at the Aussie Open in Melbourne.

Jealous, Always wanted to visit the Land Down Under - particularly for some SCUBA on the Barrier Reef

 

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Jealous, Always wanted to visit the Land Down Under - particularly for some SCUBA on the Barrier Reef

Saving up as much as I can as we're trying to go first class which isn't cheap lol - It certainly will cross one item off the bucket list.

 

[Caliskinsfan]

 

[mattola]

in all seriousness I could see Trump saying something like

"What you guys did on 9/11... tremendous.... big job, executed perfectly. many died...... tremendous deaths'. bigly deaths. so beautiful watching people fall from the tower, beautifully poetic deaths like bonnie and clyde, thelma and louise, you guys were unfairly judged..... but not as big as me on the russian hoax... let me tell you about true tragedy on that"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

in all seriousness I could see Trump saying something like

"What you guys did on 9/11... tremendous.... big job, executed perfectly. many died...... tremendous deaths'. bigly deaths. so beautiful watching people fall from the tower, beautifully poetic deaths like bonnie and clyde, thelma and louise, you guys were unfairly judged..... but not as big as me on the russian hoax... let me tell you about true tragedy on that"

I believe he would mix in something like ... "and then they talk about the thermite. That could have been it too. Maybe not you guys. Thermite? Who has ever heard of that word? ... they dont use it much ... they say its an old word ... like groceries"

 

[forty_three]

in all seriousness I could see Trump saying something like

"What you guys did on 9/11... tremendous.... big job, executed perfectly. many died...... tremendous deaths'. bigly deaths. so beautiful watching people fall from the tower, beautifully poetic deaths like bonnie and clyde, thelma and louise, you guys were unfairly judged..... but not as big as me on the russian hoax... let me tell you about true tragedy on that"

I believe he would mix in something like ... "and then they talk about the thermite. That could have been it too. Maybe not you guys. Thermite? Who has ever heard of that word? ... they dont use it much ... they say its an old word ... like groceries"

"That was a big day, HUGE. I suddenly had the tallest building in Manhattan. Everyone was coming up to me congratulating me."

 

[mattola]

"That was a big day, HUGE. I suddenly had the tallest building in Manhattan. Everyone was coming up to me congratulating me."

holy shit

 

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holy shit

Matty, have you never seen that clip before? Nothing ever seems to stick to Teflon Don.

 

[mattola]

Matty, have you never seen that clip before? Nothing ever seems to stick to Teflon Don.

yeah, but sometimes I forget just how bad he really is... this is always a nice reminder.

 

[Comeds]

"and I tell you something else, jet fuel....jet fuel, sounds weird together....jet fuel. Anyway jet fuel wouldn't melt the beams in any of my buildings. Not the way we build them. Hell, rocket fuel either. One of Elon's rockets could go horribly off course and crash right into Trump Tower and it would just be a glancing blow, sort of like the one Stormy gave me. Anyway, I am doing it again, the weave. It's a genius thing."

 

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[mattola]

 

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Nice use of commas, by the way. Most smart people know that's grammatically incorrect.

 

[mooger_35]

Commas, for everyone, in the new, Alberta country!!

 

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Commas, for everyone, in the new, Alberta country!!

Stupidity like the tweet above used to be called out. These days it's celebrated. It's one of the reasons we are struggling as a society.