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Coffee Talk: I Should Have Had a V-8

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For what it's worth, I thought "Corona Maybe" had much better lyrical content and more dynamic musical accompaniment than "It's September 12th, Get Back to Work."
I posted that on Feb 5th 2020 back in the blissful days of "nothing like that will ever happen here and/or it will all blow over".
 

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I posted that on Feb 5th 2020 back in the blissful days of "nothing like that will ever happen here and/or it will all blow over".

I found this post of yours from right around that time and all of what you posted is still applicable today...

 

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Hey, it's been a while since we checked in with ole Three-Toes...Spoiler alert: She's still deranged.

Someone should send her an email and ask her to state clearly five things she did to make the government money last week.
 

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It's like somebody swapped out your usual hilarity with notes about Risk Management :D
That reminds me, just after college I'd occasionally work the door at a bar that had lounge type singers. It catered mostly to women in their upper 30s and 40s. Because they'd sneak stuff in like mad we'd have to check them on the way in. To avoid all confusion we had a Frisk Management handbook telling explicitly where we could check. Upper inner thighs - absolutely not. "Valley of the boobs" surprisingly allowed.
Since we were all in our early 20s, some of the women said they had to run to their cars and come through the line 3 or 4 times.
 
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