Clearly Cespedes is going to go broke within a year of leaving baseball

[obxyankeefan]

Fargin sneagy bastiche! It's Fargin WAR!!!

Don't make me get my .88 magnums. It shoots through schools.

 

[boogiewithstu2007]

Some of those cars though he can sell and recover a lot of the money....

 

[Chewbaccer]

Did he buy an 80,000 dollar Jeep that's not even a Brute?

A Brute is badass, and for just a little more, he could have had the best off road vehicle you can buy today. The American version of Top Gear gave me a hard on when they featured the Brute as one of the vehicles in an off road challenge.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Depends on the pig. If you want a feeder pig (a pig you plan to raise and eat) it will cost you between $30-$100. If you want a breeder pig (a pig you plan to keep and have other pigs) it can cost you between $300-$25000.

Yeah, he's...gonna...eat it...this wernt no investment pig

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Some of those cars though he can sell and recover a lot of the money....

yep..especially the Alfa & the Lambo....

 

[redseat]

Sportsnation broke down the math last week and it amounts to less than 5 percent of his salary or something.

Damn, why can't we get that kind of dough!?!?

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

I see he and Thor rode into camp on a couple of "mustangs" the other day....

but I digress....

 

[BigRedMoe]

Cespedes is my favorite Mets player because how well he can kick the ball. And his cars are cool.

I think he could play in the Premier League.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I think he could play in the Premier League.

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Oooooh, yeaahhhhhh...had ta Rainbow that post, Brah...

 

[BigRedMoe]

Oooooh, yeaahhhhhh...had ta Rainbow that post, Brah...