Clearly Cespedes is going to go broke within a year of leaving baseball

[The Derski]

It goes past that. I've literally been thinking all night about where Yvonne's cues spiders parks his cars during spring training.

Maybe he parked the jeep behind the Burger King?

Yvonne cues spiders? Never heard of her. I know Yvonne Strahovski.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yvonne cues spiders? Never heard of her. I know Yvonne Strahovski.

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Spoiler: big surprise

Wood.

 

[BobGnarly]

And if you missed some of his other vehicles:

LOOK: Yoenis Cespedes showed up to work in a crazy-looking vehicle

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This one is probably the least ostentatious of the bunch:

The funny thing is that is by far the cheapest of the group. Those go for around $30k. I've actually seen one behind me at a stop light(and i live in by no means a high class area)

 

[Erie Warrior]

I'm surprised they aren't all neon colored.

 

[DragonfromTO]

Darren Rovell just tweeted that the spent 5% of his after tax earnings on cars last year. That's NOTHING. No idea about his spending habits in general, but he's not going to go broke on on cars if it's 5%.

How many people make $50k and drive $25k cars? How many make $100k and drive $5k cars?

I'm guessing that the guy who makes $50k a year probably pays his car off over multiple years though.

 

[Villain]

Cars are nothing compared to houses and boats (and lawyers). That's where the money really disappears to if these guys start going nuts.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I've literally been thinking all night about where Yvonne's cues spiders parks his cars

Drugs = bad kids

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Cars are nothing compared to houses and boats (and lawyers). That's where the money really disappears to if these guys start going nuts.

Word...this is like I'm sayin' is all.

If dude is plunking down so much for autos, what else is he blowing his wads on? No question he's taking care of his mama, and rep for that...and I get how dirt-ass poor he must have been growing up in Koobah, so live it up a little. But still, I think most of you clowns are missing the main point of all this, which is that NONE of those vehicles are mine.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Drugs = bad kids

that was how my phone auto-corrected my drunken attempt to spell his name, and it amused me, so I left it.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

that was how my phone auto-corrected my drunken attempt to spell his name, and it amused me, so I left it.

I don't think you were drunk enough, everything else was spailed correcked

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I don't think you were drunk enough, everything else was spailed correcked

It wasn't even 11pm.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

It wasn't even 11pm.

Ah, understood.

Soooo...how bout them local area sports teams?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Soooo...how bout them local area sports teams?

Well, I'm not sure if you've heard, but the Indians signed Juan Uribe. I'm pretty psyched. I really think this is the year he breaks out.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Well, I'm not sure if you've heard, but the Indians signed Juan Uribe. I'm pretty psyched. I really think this is the year he breaks out.

Tremendous loss for the Mets...he's a poor man's Pablo Sandoval

 

[obxyankeefan]

Well, I'm not sure if you've heard, but the Indians signed Juan Uribe. I'm pretty psyched. I really think this is the year he breaks out.

Did Pedro Cerrano give up his political aspirations to come back to the Indians yet?
How does Rick Vaughn having AIDS hurt the Indians this year?
Does Jake Taylor let the fact that his Alma Mater's president got forced out affect his coaching abilities?

Some of the more important questions affecting the Indians this year.

Spoiler

Just for those who are lost and need it explained like @Huwaryu_in_exile

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Did Pedro Cerrano give up his political aspirations to come back to the Indians yet?
How does Rick Vaughn having AIDS hurt the Indians this year?
Does Jake Taylor let the fact that his Alma Mater's president got forced out affect his coaching abilities?

Some of the more important questions affecting the Indians this year.

Spoiler

Just for those who are lost and need it explained like @Huwaryu_in_exile

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ive seen the gall-durn movie!!!!

Arsehole.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

And for those of you claiming he isn't going broke: he just spent 7,000$ on a HOG, AN OINK OINK HOG, not a Harley, at the St. Lucie county fair.

 

[obxyankeefan]

ive seen the gall-durn movie!!!!

Arsehole.

Why you lousy corksoaker.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Why you lousy corksoaker.

Fargin sneagy bastiche! It's Fargin WAR!!!

 

[obxyankeefan]

And for those of you claiming he isn't going broke: he just spent 7,000$ on a HOG, AN OINK OINK HOG, not a Harley, at the St. Lucie county fair.

Depends on the pig. If you want a feeder pig (a pig you plan to raise and eat) it will cost you between $30-$100. If you want a breeder pig (a pig you plan to keep and have other pigs) it can cost you between $300-$25000.