...... Chrissy Simms

[romeo212000]

Been wondering about that for a while.

 

[ElTexan]

Chris Simms just won the silver medal in Interceptions at the Sochi Winter Olympics. He was the only contestant.

 

[ElTexan]

Chris Simms retired from the Horns in 2003.
He had illegitimately replaced Major Applewhite who wore #11.
2013 + 11 = 2014
2014, the year no Longhorns get drafted to the NFL.
Think about it.

 

[pennstatenut]

the WORST kind of fan. Upset at a guy that made some poor plays as a kid, and can't let it go over a decade later.....just pathetic. Can someone just dump this thread? It serves no purpose

He also bailed on his team when Colt went down.

 

[ElTexan]

2003* [not 2013]

 

[ElTexan]

Chris Simms' zodiac sign is a DB catching a football.

 

[ElTexan]

Chris Simms made a Happy Meal sad.

 

[ElTexan]

You can't spell Christopher Simms without I-N-T.
If you don't believe that, you're dead wrong.

 

[theSabanator20]

Chris Simms retired from the Horns in 2003.
He had illegitimately replaced Major Applewhite who wore #11.
>>>2013 + 11 = 2014<<<
2014, the year no Longhorns get drafted to the NFL.
Think about it.

Bro, do you even math?

 

[Wamu]

Chris Simms retired from the Horns in 2003.
He had illegitimately replaced Major Applewhite who wore #11.
2013 + 11 = 2014
2014, the year no Longhorns get drafted to the NFL.
Think about it.

2013+11 = 2014????????

 

[ElTexan]

typo != math problems

 

[ElTexan]

chr(I)(S) s(I)mm(S)

ISIS, people!! Think about it.

 

[ElTexan]

Chrissy Simms wore #2.
Johnny GooseEgg wears #2.
End of discussion.

 

[ElTexan]

Douche
Former UT QB Simms: 'I may have gotten a few $100 handshakes'

 

[GoldRusher]

Douche
Former UT QB Simms: 'I may have gotten a few $100 handshakes'

Just seen this on another site and headed over here to find TT, figured it had a chance to turn into classic hoop gold...

What a d*#k, its not bad enough that he hurt Texas when he played there but now this?

Agree, douche

 

[ElTexan]

Why did Obama send Chris Simms to the Middle East? So he can "overthrow" ISIS.

 

[occupant]

Why did Obama send Chris Simms to the Middle East? So he can "overthrow" ISIS.

 

[ElTexan]

Chris Simms supports the two-party system.

 

[Kevin12773]

Oldy but a goody

 

[ElTexan]

Still hatin’