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Chris Chelios retires. For real.

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Chris Chelios is returning to the Red Wings.

Not as a player. He says he's retired.

But Chelios, 48, will be hired for a role in the organization.

"It looks like I'm going to stay in Detroit and take a job with the Red Wings," Chelios told a Chicago Cubs TV audience Friday after singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" during the seventh-inning stretch at Wrigley Field.

Wings general manager Ken Holland confirmed Chelios' return.

"He is joining our team but not as a player," Holland wrote in a text-message response. "Title not determined."

Chelios was wearing a Bob Probert Blackhawks' jersey backwards -- with "Probert" on the front -- in tribute to the late Hawks and Wings player.


Chelios to retire as player, take undetermined job with Wings

I'd say it was time. I'm gonna get drunk now, so if I come on here later and post some assholish shit please forgive as you always have. :o
 

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But he is so young.....
 

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I'm sensing you're on the fence regarding this news, Tox...

I'm sorry Dash, but those old wounds just never quite healed.

Someday when Chelios is standing there giving his speech for the hall, I'd love to see Brian Propp run full speed across the stage and blind side that p.o.s. with an elbow to the cranium to even things up.
 

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I remember when he attacked Larry Murphy...of all people...during the '92 Cup finals...Murphy turtled on the ice and Cheli took pot shots to the back of his head....
 

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The cheapshots never cease. Remember when he even dented the Stanley Cup by maliciously knocking it off the Bar at Cheli's Chili during a drunken celebration?

What's the Deal Cheli? First you say you will never go to Detroit and now you come back for seconds. His memory sure went first, huh.:eek:
 

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he was a dirty ****, that's for sure.
hell of a player in his prime though.
 
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