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If she really wanted to embarrass him she should of said his dick was the size of her pinky finger or that he spurted as his dick was headed to her mouth. Maybe she saving that for later....
 

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Some hoe offered him a blow job, like most guys would do , he said sounds good. I'm only confused why she wants to advertise the fact.

Listen to the interview. It's because he blocked her on Twitter.

Fucking idiot generation.
 

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If she really wanted to embarrass him she should of said his dick was the size of her pinky finger or that he spurted as his dick was headed to her mouth. Maybe she saving that for later....

Again, watch the interview. She describes his hog and shows pictures to the radio show crew. Apparently it has a noticible bend and is not otherwise impressive.
 

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I can't believe such a cute girl would degrade herself like that. She could have easily had Mitch Trubisky.
 

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In baseball, legend holds that some struggling teams would require players to go on a "slump buster" by nailing a fat chick.

Maybe the Browns tried slump busting?


Mark Grace on the definition of a "slumpbuster", after being pressed by host Jim Rome in a now-infamous 2003 interview on the television show "Rome is Burning" to clarify the baseball slang term (this is the "official" word-for-word transcript from the interview)...

"A slumpbuster is if a team's in a slump, or if you personally are in a slump, you gotta find the fattest, gnarliest, grossest chick and you just gotta lay the wood to her. And when you do that, you're just gonna have instant success. And it could also be called jumping on a grenade for the team."
 

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Next week he'll take her to the Red Roof Inn
 

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Good for Baker. Bitch looks like she can slop a mean hog.
 

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Myles Garrett should hit him over the head with a helmet......
 

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Now that we got this out of the way...he can get back to playing his game, on the football field.

I can't wait for the MVP season now!!!

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His first big tittied whore...good for him
 

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If she really wanted to embarrass him she should of said his dick was the size of her pinky finger or that he spurted as his dick was headed to her mouth. Maybe she saving that for later....

Yeah but then that story seems too far-fetched especially when he is probably 9" minimum
 
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