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Chechnyans? Entire city of Boston on Lockdown. 1 Dead, 1 on the run.

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Perhaps it's just me, Beef, but why in the hell would someone from Australia vacation in Hawaii?

That's like dieting with ice cream, no?

Man, you're not alone. We go there at this time of year to escape the early onset of winter. Granted, we only have one little tiny mountain range that ever get snowed on, but when the thermometer hits 65 degrees F, we bugger off to nicer places.

Also, Hawaii has more variety in ice cream. Baskin Robbins, Ben & Jerry's.. We get them in Australia, but our flavors are restricted. 31 flavors? Try 13! Should be called Robbin Baskins. Ben and Jerry only export a few flavours out to us. 10 different ones, at best.

I'm also a fast-food junkie. I'm going there for the KFC Bowl, Taco Bell Nachos Belle Grande, Arby's Beef N Cheddar, etc. We get ZERO of those items in Australia, and it's great to be able to chow down on them when we're in your land.

If you're coming to Australia, don't expect anything cheesy, you'll be disappointed, and you'll lose 20 lb's!
 

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the death count in WACO is 12

run with that
 

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Lord this place is awful today
 

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boston purposely going to fuck this up so they dont have to play the 1st place royals this weekend
 

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I'm also a fast-food junkie. I'm going there for the KFC Bowl, Taco Bell Nachos Belle Grande, Arby's Beef N Cheddar, etc. We get ZERO of those items in Australia, and it's great to be able to chow down on them when we're in your land.


Makes perfect sense to me!
 

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Shit.. sorry, man!

I didn't realize your GEW combo - I am more than happy to send you a jar of Vegemite to play some tricks on your mates with!

PM me if my email doesn't show up on my page.

Fahk Yeah!
 

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It's Friday. Us cool people have better things to do then plug and play with gays.
 

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Rock, did you see the article of the guy that survived both the explosion in Boston, and Texas (by the way, it's not in Waco...it's in West..like...completely different town and stuff...)

Anyway, guy ran the Marathon, crossed about 10 minutes before the bombs went off...his wife was 10 yards from the 2nd, and walked away unscratched. They head home to Texas, and he's driving by the plant as it explodes...close enough to feel the heat from it...

nuts...
 

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Ok, I'm back to my normal teams

Let the record show that I was the closest anybody got to "FUCK"
 

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Rock, did you see the article of the guy that survived both the explosion in Boston, and Texas (by the way, it's not in Waco...it's in West..like...completely different town and stuff...)

Anyway, guy ran the Marathon, crossed about 10 minutes before the bombs went off...his wife was 10 yards from the 2nd, and walked away unscratched. They head home to Texas, and he's driving by the plant as it explodes...close enough to feel the heat from it...

nuts...


He might not want to watch Final Destination...
 

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Rock, did you see the article of the guy that survived both the explosion in Boston, and Texas (by the way, it's not in Waco...it's in West..like...completely different town and stuff...)

Anyway, guy ran the Marathon, crossed about 10 minutes before the bombs went off...his wife was 10 yards from the 2nd, and walked away unscratched. They head home to Texas, and he's driving by the plant as it explodes...close enough to feel the heat from it...

nuts...



first ive heard of it...just...wow

dirt thinks youre making it up
 

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no doubt walkie talkie in one hand squirtgun in the other....

yelling into the talk box alpha team the gopher is in the hole proceed to vienna

Ok, I'm back to my normal teams

Let the record show that I was the closest anybody got to "FUCK"

So you go from chicken fucker to sister fucker.
 

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Makes perfect sense to me!

Fuck, man!

You guys are going to r*pe Australia out of its supply of Vegemite jars! Ah well... who gives a fuck.

Gener8tr, PM me your postal address and I'll send you a jar of Vegemite to use against your mates.

Trust me, it is the perfect substitute for Nutella, Bosco, or any other solid spread for bread or mixer for milk.

Beef
 
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