........ CASE MCCOY YOU FACE

[ElTexan]

I carried water for you all year... even after you left 11 points on the field against OU in the first half with horrid passes to wide open receivers.

I carried water for you after tepid performances as long as you kept winning.

I even carried water for you after that Baylor 2nd half.

Screw you, Case McCoy... you're a bad bad man. You are truly a shame to us all !!!

In best Ron Burgundy voice: "Case was a *bad* choice!"

 

[TexasMan]

 

[tabascojet]

I carried water for you all year... even after you left 11 points on the field against OU in the first half with horrid passes to wide open receivers.

I carried water for you after tepid performances as long as you kept winning.

I even carried water for you after that Baylor 2nd half.

Screw you, Case McCoy... you're a bad bad man. You are truly a shame to us all !!!

In best Ron Burgundy voice: "Case was a *bad* choice!"

 

[bamabear82]

 

[WhiteMamba]

 

[fordman84]

Does this mean Simms gets off your shit list and you have a new dead horse to beat?

 

[4down20]

 

[Hook'Em0608]

It's hilarious that this was the moment for you. We had to play fucking Oregon for you to realize Case McCoy sucks? What about all the shitty games he had against lesser teams this year? Funny thing is Case didn't play all that bad prior to this season other than that Baylor game a couple years ago. This year, he just sucked ass and it all started when he decided he was too fucking good to work his ass off this summer with his team. Instead he took a vacation all summer long. Still pouting from being suspended for last years bowl game and having to back up David Ash in the spring. Word was he had fallen behind Connor Brewer in the spring so he sulked even more. Looks like he didn't touch the weight room either. Fuck him other than beating A&M and OU.

 

[Pariah]

You have to wonder how Texas wound up in a position that forced them to play Case McCoy. He should've been riding the pine as a legacy player while getting his degree.

Can't blame Mack for that. Someone else has to be recruiting and evaluating the QBs.

 

[Hook'Em0608]

QB's transfer out the second they don't win the starting job these days.

Garrett Gilbert-transfer SMU
Connor Wood-transfer Colorado
Connor Brewer-transfer Arizona
David Ash-injured
Jalen Overstreet-moved to RB
Tyrone Swoopes-true freshman

That's how Case McCoy ended up starting

 

[ralphiewvu]

I would have tried swoopes more. You guys already burned his redshirt, why not?

 

[ElTexan]

I would have tried swoopes more. You guys already burned his redshirt, why not?

Because Mack was on the hot seat and needed to win the conference, which he almost did but for one second half of one game.

 

[Hook'Em0608]

I would have tried swoopes more. You guys already burned his redshirt, why not?

Swoopes is a worse passer at this point than Case. I agree though that he should have played more against Baylor and Oregon. McCoy was overmatched in those games. At least Swoopes has wheels.

 

[TexasExes98]

Does this mean Simms gets off your shit list and you have a new dead horse to beat?

Oh no, Chrissy is still #1 on El Texan's shit list. Derp blew it in the Alamo Bowl, Chrissy blew it in the Big12 title game and cost us a shot at Miami in the BCS title game....

 

[occupant]

Well, at least you guise will be able to revel in the forthcoming downfall of the TAMmies.

They are getting ready to experience what you guise did after Colt left.

 

[Wheat]

Does this mean Simms gets off your shit list and you have a new dead horse to beat?

that was my first thought when I saw this thread....

 

[ElTexan]

no no no. Chrissy Simms, after all the underthrown passes and pathetic outings, threw three horrid interceptions and coughed up a horrid fumble in one half of play and lost us a berth to the NCG by losing to a team we had beat 41-7 earlier that year.