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[mattola]

And there is nothing that the fans can do.. not that I care anyway...


NUTHIN

 

[dash]

Silent but deadly...and Gary clears the room...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Mr. Bettmanurns: We don't have to be adversaries, Donald. We both want a fair union contract.
Donald: [thinking] Why is Mr. Bettmanurns being so nice to me?
Mr. Bettmanurns: And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Donald: [thinking] Wait a minute. Is he coming onto me?
Mr. Bettmanurns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?
Donald: [thinking] My God. He *is* coming onto me.
Mr. Bettmanurns: After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows.
[chuckle]
Mr. Bettmanurns: [wink]
Donald: [thinking] Aaaaaagh!
[aloud]
Donald: Sorry, Mr. Bettmanurns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure, I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[4thstreet]

Yea,George,the rabbits we're gonna get and I,I get to tend 'em.

 

[forty_three]

FWWWWWWWWWWWWRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

*twitch*

These aren't on, are they?

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Ummmmm, I think I know where my lost gerbil is.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

"And then I ate his balls with some fava beans.... fffpfpfpfpfpfpfpfp."

 

[BF4L]

I wish that Sid was here to keep me happy

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Allow me to answer that question with a song...

mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm
mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm

Once there was this girrrrrrlllll who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally maadddde her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just beeeennnnn therrreeeee

mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm
mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Superglue gum?
Really?

Yes, it's hilarious practical Joke, Donald Fehr, but that's not how we come to a new CBA any faster now, is it?

Now you go say you're sorry and get discussions going again.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

"Excuse me Gary, but enough of the politically correct rhetoric BS we hear every day.
Can you give us you TRUE feeling on the validity of Phoenix as a successful franchise in the NHL and also your true attitude towards Jim Basille?"

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Allow me to answer that question with a song...

mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm
mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm

Once there was this girrrrrrlllll who
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room
But when they finally maadddde her
They saw birthmarks all over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just beeeennnnn therrreeeee

mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm
mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm

Ah, crap... you know I'm going to have that song in my head all weekend, right?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Ah, crap... you know I'm going to have that song in my head all weekend, right?

mmmmm hmmmmmm

 

[DevilishWon]

Thats it Daly...thats it....

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

And finally, I would like <uummphh> like to reiterate and re-clarify <errrgghhhh mpppfff> that there is absolutely no truth tthe thee the thtttee <mmmpppph> rumor that there is a <oh my hmmmmmmmmmmmmm> hooker under this podium paid for by ttheeeeeeee oooowwwnnnererrrrrsss <hmmmmmmmpppphhhmmmmmmm>.

 

[Vadered]

Gary's been keeping himself busy with all the free time he's had not negotiating a new CBA. He's really starting to make some progress with his ventriloquism, though it's probably not as hard for him, since he can be his own dummy.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Why, yes! How did you know that Philly and Pitt will be alternating Winter Classic games for the next 20 years?

 

[pixburgher66]

After being asked about the players desire to be treated fairly in the next CBA, Gary Bettman (shown above) attempts to hold in laughter.