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[DChero]

Dominus Ominus Dallaisimus

(FUCK DALLAS)

There's my winner.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I hear he's a big fan of Satan.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Slashing?
Me?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Seriously?

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

...And Saint Attila raised the Hockey Stick up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy Hockey Stick that with it Thou mayest slash Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu.... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Tape, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hockey Stick of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Amen.

 

[guitarmy21b]

"I need an H, an E, and another one of these to spell where I'm going"

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

That team from the Vatican may not have a lot of wins.
. But they sure do have spirit. Holy Spirit.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I fucking swear to God, if they play AC/DC's Highway to Hell during our pregame skste one... more... time...
I've told them 1000 times... Stryper. Play Stryper.

 

[Vadered]

Nice try Avery, but just because you have the Pope as a teammate doesn't mean he can pardon you from the sin bin.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

No, Mr. Bettman.
Sid was not the chosen one.

(stares knowingly into the distance)

There is another...

 

[beantownmaniac]

Caption what?

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

Alter Boys beware the Lion doesn't always sleep at night.:

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

I fucking swear to God, if they play AC/DC's Highway to Hell during our pregame skste one... more... time...
I've told them 1000 times... Stryper. Play Stryper.

Stryper really? What do you want them to play "To Helll with the Devil"?

 

[juliansteed]

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this??!?!?! How many times do I have to tell Bishop Tony I shoot right? Jesus I'm surrounded by fucking morons!

 

[dash]

What the fuck am I supposed to do with this??!?!?! How many times do I have to tell Bishop Tony I shoot right? Jesus I'm surrounded by fucking morons!

I'm repping this post because I literally laughed out loud...Nice work julian.

 

[NorthCoastSteelersFan]

I order new putter and they send me this??? Ho-boy! This is last time I order ANYTHING from Happy Gilmore Golf Supply catalog!

 

[flyersfan4706]

I hear he loves to pope check

 

[4thstreet]

For the love of Christ.
I pay $500 for an autographed Gretzky stick,and he doesn't sign?
Burn in hell.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I hear he loves to pope check

Pope-check!

LMAO!

 

[dash]

For the love of Christ.
I pay $500 for an autographed Gretzky stick,and he doesn't sign?
Burn in hell.

He sent #99 to Phoenix - Close enough

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

He sent #99 to Phoenix - Close enough

Zing!