Caption Contest v2.0

[Forty_Sixand2]

Winner gets rep points, and I, and only I decide the winner as a total and complete monarch. Also, I expect that Pens fans are the odds on favorites to win this one.

 

[postmaster]

After practicing playing the drums on Marc Staal, Semin decides to practice his vocalist skills.

 

[The Croz Man Cometh]

Ovechkin and Semin share a laugh as they watch Mike Green trying to clear the net on a penalty kill.

 

[Comeds]

Its so funny that I cannot believe that its not butter!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

so i tell to chick ... say my name and go like this

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

so i tell to chick ... say my name and go like this

...leader so far...but their are some good ones

 

[sbb122]

"Hey jizz, open wide and say choke...."

 

[dash]

Just a small town lad, born and raised in Leningrad...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

...leader so far...but their are some good ones

make sure you picture Semin saying it with a thick russian accent

 

[li0lsh]

And to think they were the team to beat...

 

[The Croz Man Cometh]

My last name is also the nickname I got in college because of how much I could hold at once.

 

[Burns80y]

You really can fit 10 dicks in your mouth.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Look guys, mean is perfectly fine, but it has to mean and clever like sid man cometh's first one.

semin, jinn, dicksucker...that is Comedy Central humor. I want HBO special humor.

 

[The Croz Man Cometh]

Look guys, mean is perfectly fine, but it has to mean and clever like sid man cometh's first one.

semin, jinn, dicksucker...that is Comedy Central humor. I want HBO special humor.

Sorry, but you left it wide open for anything with that picture. Just like Mike Green's man when he tries to play defense, haha.

 

[dare2be]

Ovechkin erroneously explains to Semin the meaning of his nickname...

 

[flyersfan4706]

...and then I said "I love semin!"

 

[TOX1]

AO: Maaan we reeeally blew it this year....we suuuuck!!

AS:..and these American and Canadian idiots pay us millions too!!!

AO: Our fans must be soooo disappointed!!

Together: Ahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[scottflyers88]

after getting eliminated, alex ovechkin switches to his summer job. dentistry, as he tells semin to open wide.

 

[scottflyers88]

After practicing playing the drums on Marc Staal, Semin decides to practice his vocalist skills.

i think this one is the most creative.

 

[beantownmaniac]

"I just sent Crosby brownies made with laxatives"