Cam Newton is a pussy.

[Lord Scalious]

Tom Brady is awful

What the Cock Says
Is what it Be

 

[chf]

ASSUME PASSING POSITIONS!

Yell FUMBLE!

FUMBULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

Little skip forward

Big skip back

Wave your hands by your side

Like you want no part of DAT!

Shake your head left

And shake your head right

Dat ball on the ground

SHO ain't worth my life





You're doin' the Cam Newton Dance



EVERYBODY NOW

If that's your material, congrats, very funny.

(even though I'm fvcking tired of the topic already)

 

[NinerSickness]

Why do people call this guy a drama-queen pu$$y?

 

[The Derski]

Why do people call this guy a drama-queen pu$$y?

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lmfao

he thought he was on a basketball court

 

[megalodon30]

lmfao

he thought he was on a basketball court

Or a soccer mitch or whatever those europeans call that expanse of land that their "athletes" use to flop all over the place on.

 

[NEhomer]

I don't know which of these two pictures is the greater embarrassment.





I suppose they enhance one another.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Does Sham Newton play soccer as well? Are those soccer shin guards he's wearing? Can he wear any more protection?

Now I can understand how he might've contorted his leg if he went for that fumble

 

[The Oldtimer]

Does Sham Newton play soccer as well? Are those soccer shin guards he's wearing? Can he wear any more protection?

Now I can understand how he might've contorted his leg if he went for that fumble

Well he contorted his brain, when he didn't go for that fumble,

 

[Bamabino]

Search the distant tree line and you can see Cam high tailing it for the woods after the cows took his football.

 

[tabascojet]

pussy wagon??

Cam Newton's new car is as stylish as his outfits

 

[NEhomer]

It'll be interesting to see if he tones down the showboating this year.

 

[megalodon30]

It'll be interesting to see if he tones down the showboating this year.

That depends if he learned anything from the Super Bowl. If not, Von Miller will be more than happy to reteach the lesson.

 

[Broncos6482]

It'll be interesting to see if he tones down the showboating this year.

That depends if he learned anything from the Super Bowl. If not, Von Miller will be more than happy to reteach the lesson.

My guess is not. He seemed pretty defiant the few days after the Super Bowl, with his "show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser" speech to the media. That didn't strike me as someone who'd been humbled and had learned a lesson, more like doubling down on a bad hand.

 

[megalodon30]

My guess is not. He seemed pretty defiant the few days after the Super Bowl, with his "show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser" speech to the media. That didn't strike me as someone who'd been humbled and had learned a lesson, more like doubling down on a bad hand.

Good. There's a sack-fest coming, and I hope Cam enjoys it as much as he did in Broncos vs. Panthers, Part 1.

 

[Cyder]

It'll be interesting to see if he tones down the showboating this year.

He won't. Remember, if you don't like it you're obviously a racist.

 

[Cyder]

Why do people call this guy a drama-queen pu$$y?

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That's LeBroning at its best

 

[Bamabino]

Pussy

 

[RazorsEdge]

Good. There's a sack-fest coming, and I hope Cam enjoys it as much as he did in Broncos vs. Panthers, Part 1.

Sack-Fest, haha. Gross.

 

[Rex Racer]

pussy wagon??

Cam Newton's new car is as stylish as his outfits

He should be shot for fucking up a beautiful classic.

 

[Dolemite censored]

He should be shot for fucking up a beautiful classic.

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If that's real gold, it won't be on there long.