Bud Light (piss water) giving away beer glasses that light up for every Pats TD in 2017

[Used 2 B Hu]

And since we're making shit up about blow-jays, I get two a night

 

[NEPatsfan]

Fun Fact: Brady has never won a Super Bowl after defeating Denver in the playoffs. Broncos = Brady's kryptonite.

Fun Fact: Brady has never won a Super Bowl after defeating Denver in the playoffs. Broncos = Brady's kryptonite.

Another fun fact, Denver has never won the SB those years either.

 

[megalodon30]

And since we're making shit up about blow-jays, I get two a night

The dog must love all that peanut butter.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

And since we're making shit up about blow-jays, I get two a night

That makes 6 for your wife

 

[megalodon30]

Another fun fact, Denver has never won the SB those years either.

Meh. We ain't greedy.

 

[NEPatsfan]

And since we're making shit up about blow-jays, I get two a night

Is your boyfriend siamese twins?

 

[Rock Strongo]

That's great

sometimes hes not great...

like when he asked my buddy brandons wife when the baby was coming. she had it 2 years ago.

 

[Rock Strongo]

And since we're making shit up about blow-jays, I get two a night

i complain i dont get enough.

"just jerk off on my tits, my necks sore"

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

i complain i dont get enough.

"just jerk off on my tits, my necks sore"

Oh, I've heard 'em all:

"neck gets sore"

"mouth gets tired"

"It's just soooo large, I gag"

"Isn't this what my vaje is for?"

"I thought you had a side ho for that"

"Call Dirt's wife again"

 

[Rock Strongo]

Oh, I've heard 'em all:

"neck gets sore"

"mouth gets tired"

"It's just soooo large, I gag"

"Isn't this what my vaje is for?"

"I thought you had a side ho for that"

"Call Dirt's wife again"

lmfao

jess has used 1, 2 and 5 on me. i ask her to use 3...

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

lmfao

jess has used 1, 2 and 5 on me. i ask her to use 3...

It partially explains why chicks like Alannis Morrisette were considered hot

 

[Rock Strongo]

It partially explains why chicks like Alannis Morrisette were considered hot

i can never look at joey gladstone the same on full house (Shyan loves it still)

all i can see is him getting head in a theater.

 

[Rock Strongo]

i used to like a band called shudder to think...

i just did that

 

[redseat]

I am not sure what your general age is, but no beer was 75 cents when I was in college

It was for me back in 01-05.. Pints were 75 cents (Thursday Nights)

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

i used to like a band called shudder to think...

i just did that

The miracles of makeup

 

[Rock Strongo]

The miracles of makeup

its amazing...

shit, now that i saw mila kunis without makeup on a commercial, i cant take my eyes off her nose.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

its amazing...

shit, now that i saw mila kunis without makeup on a commercial, i cant take my eyes off her nose.

Still love her, that looks like a horrible pregnancy picture

 

[Rock Strongo]

Still love her, that looks like a horrible pregnancy picture

oh absolutely love her.

still would...

i just prefer reality

 

[megalodon30]

oh absolutely love her.

still would...

i just prefer reality

I've never been a fan of hers. She looks kinda like my sister in this pic. Now I'm less of a fan.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I've never been a fan of hers. She looks kinda like my sister in this pic. Now I'm less of a fan.

Your sister looks like Mila Kunis and loves smoking weed

What was your home address again?