BREAKING NEWS: STEVE SARKISIAN FIRED AT USC

[theboardref]

USC probably regretting not letting Ed Orgeron take over. The guy mopped up quite a mess made by Lane Kiffin, finishing off the season strong only to hand over the keys of the car to a man who decided to drink before getting behind the wheel. I thought it was dumb to not hire him then, and I bet Haden is thinking it now.

 

[WizardHawk]

He's not going to be fired.

I do love that Sark said he would be seeking treatment, but ruled out rehab. Said he mixed medication with a small amount of alcohol, but still said it was poor judgement.

So he's on pills and booze and still is in denial that he has a problem. The whole seeking treatment without rehab thing? Yeah, watched my daughter try that one for years. Didn't work for her either.

#onlyamatteroftime

 

[TheDayMan]

USC probably regretting not letting Ed Orgeron take over. The guy mopped up quite a mess made by Lane Kiffin, finishing off the season strong only to hand over the keys of the car to a man who decided to drink before getting behind the wheel. I thought it was dumb to not hire him then, and I bet Haden is thinking it now.

I was just thinking how they fucked up that choice. Thought it was weird at the time too...

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I do love that Sark said he would be seeking treatment, but ruled out rehab. Said he mixed medication with a small amount of alcohol, but still said it was poor judgement.

Yew sayin it were Purpull Drank?

 

[wazzu31]

I don't get what the big deal is, seems like it be a recruiting tool. Walk into the living room with a 6 pack, get the recruit drunk and start dropping f bombs and sign him while drunk.

 

[outofyourmind]

7 Shot Sark is great.

 

[HammerDown]

Tweet this out, fellas!

 

[HammerDown]

"I'm no alcoholic"

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, dude.

 

[theboardref]

I don't get what the big deal is, seems like it be a recruiting tool. Walk into the living room with a 6 pack, get the recruit drunk and start dropping f bombs and sign him while drunk.

His recruiting pitch," We will win on Saturday, and we can hit the club after. All drinks on me."

 

[WhiteMamba]

Just heard something "weird" is indeed going on in LA from a local radio station while listening to Titan homers takes on Mariota vs Met

 

[wazzu31]

His recruiting pitch," We will win on Saturday, and we can hit the club after. All drinks on me."

Well I wouldn't mention the winning part, that's only clubbing 7 during the year

 

[WizardHawk]

Well I wouldn't mention the winning part, that's only clubbing 7 during the year

Hey wazzy, seems a decent coach with a lot in common with your student population just might be available on the open market very soon. Interested?

 

[TheDayMan]

Hey wazzy, seems a decent coach with a lot in common with your student population just might be available on the open market very soon. Interested?

Sark would go great with WSU...

 

[WizardHawk]

He'd be able to drink during the games with the fans.

 

[Inquisitor95]

 

[Inquisitor95]

 

[TheRobotDevil]

From the link:

USC's Pat Haden took proper action with Steve Sarkisian's behavior - College Football Nation Blog - ESPN

 

[HammerDown]

Has USC surpassed LSU as the drunkest college in America?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

hopefully no one picks up typos i haven't slept

 

[HammerDown]