Braun suspended rest of season (whoopedy doo) and Rays cut lead to .5 game

[DirtDirtDirt]

Downs not losing it

Nope

Sox fans aren't cringing

Nope

 

[navamind]

What's his numbers with 2 outs and RISP?

.125/.323/.250. But that's 24 AB. That's an extremely small sample size.

What are his stats in the other 339 AB?

And please stop pretending RBI are a meaningful stat. Joe Carter had a bunch of 100+ RBI seasons. There's hundreds of players better than he was.

 

[Down38st8]

What's his numbers with 2 outs and RISP?

.160/.344/.200...oh wait..nevermind, that's that over rated bag of shit Justin Upton...

 

[Kate Upton]

he's really hurting teams by hitting .307/.467/.466 with RISP!!!!

And has driven in 44 despite having a guy with a .420 OBP hitting in front of him.

Jesus. Shut up.

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

.125/.323/.250. But that's 24 AB. That's an extremely small sample size.

What are his stats in the other 339 AB?

Who cares, we go by my cherry picked timed frames. Now do Jason Hank Aaron Heyward.

 

[ForkEmBucky]

So...

Is Braun one of a minority of players?

Or

One of a majority of players?

 

[SportsChic]

So...

Is Braun one of a minority of players?

Or

One of a majority of players?

Majority.

These clowns most likely didn't pay their bills to the lab on time, so he quacked.

 

[navamind]

And Votto leads the NL in intentional walks. 13 with RISP.

 

[Down38st8]

So...

Is Braun one of a minority of players?

Or

One of a majority of players?

Jose Canseco gets proven right more and more...this many guys with the testing they have in place now? I think he was pretty fucking close to the mark with his estimates regarding the pretesting era...

#somethingyankeefanscan'tadmit

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

And has driven in 44 despite having a guy with a .420 OBP hitting in front of him.

Jesus. Shut up.

He's just walking a lot to give Brandon Phillips and Jay Bruce all the glory. And you call yourself a Reds fan? I'm a Red Sox fan and watch Reds games faithfully.

 

[SportsChic]

Downs not losing it

Nope

Sox fans aren't cringing

Nope

Ortiz a PED users or the hot Rays a 1/2 game back.

Or both.

 

[Down38st8]

He's just walking a lot to give Brandon Phillips and Jay Bruce all the glory. And you call yourself a Reds fan? I'm a Red Sox fan and watch Reds games faithfully.

You never watching Sox games has never once prevented you from commenting on them....

#beaconofconsistentarguments

 

[black francis]

he shot himself full of sheep testes trying to get more testosterone in his system and got a nasty infection

The Bambino fell ill one year attempting to inject himself with extract from a sheep's testes. This effort by more than a few athletes of his era to seek the healing and strengthening properties of testosterone prefigured the craze for steroids. When Ruth fell ill from his attempted enhancement, the media was told that Ruth merely had 'a bellyache.'

Been posting this paragraph for 5 years

The next reply from a Yankee fan will be the first

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Ortiz a PED users or the hot Rays a 1/2 game back.

Or both.

I'd suspect Pedroia more than anyone else

Guys that are 3 feet tall are not professional athletes

Period

 

[Down38st8]

Been posting this paragraph for 5 years

The next reply from a Yankee fan will be the first

# of yankee titles without a known roider? 0, and counting.

At least sox fans have 1918...

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

You never watching Sox games has never once prevented you from commenting on them....

#beaconofconsistentarguments

Fortunately for me, ESPN and FOX are nice enough to throw them in my face on the weekends. That or MLB.TV. When's the next Yankees Red Sox Sunday Night snooze fest?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Been posting this paragraph for 5 years

The next reply from a Yankee fan will be the first

The Royals are your fault

If you paid any attention at all to them, they wouldn't be sports worst franchise

Your fault

 

[Down38st8]

I'd suspect Pedroia more than anyone else

Guys that are 3 feet tall are not professional athletes

Period

Wouldn't surprise me in the least bit...it's the culture of pro sports these days...

You'd think you'd be aware of this, seeing how close to home this debate always hits you...

 

[Down38st8]

The Royals are your fault

If you paid any attention at all to them, they wouldn't be sports worst franchise

Your fault

in case you weren't paying attention, he still didn't respond to it...

 

[Mike Oxlodge]

Fucking Sunday night. Jeter is one ugly mother fucker. So they kept on checking on Jeter Camf or us, just letting us know this gerbil is in the dug out chewing gum. Hey look there's Derek chewing cud. Hey there's Derek walking around the dug out. Hey look Derek just scratched his ass. Mike Napoli hits game winning HR, no worries, Look at Derek staring into space.