Rolltide94
Well-Known Member
Everyone wants Alabama in a high profiled bowl, but no one would trust an Alabama grad to landscape their yard.
Of course they wouldn't...because we aren't a fucking cow college, shit, we don't even have a agricultural major. You want somebody to landscape your yard, you need some of those farmer majors like you might find at Auburn or Washington State. Now if you need a recommendation on a good Auburn or Washington State Arborist, I can hook you up or maybe you just need the name of a UCF English grad to mow your practice field.