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Bowl Attractive vs Bowl Eligible

Rolltide94

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Everyone wants Alabama in a high profiled bowl, but no one would trust an Alabama grad to landscape their yard.

Of course they wouldn't...because we aren't a fucking cow college, shit, we don't even have a agricultural major. You want somebody to landscape your yard, you need some of those farmer majors like you might find at Auburn or Washington State. Now if you need a recommendation on a good Auburn or Washington State Arborist, I can hook you up or maybe you just need the name of a UCF English grad to mow your practice field.
 

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Depending on really your definition of bowl attraction really is. Excluding the B1G the Pac 12 alumni spending money on any bowl town is more attentive than every other conference’s team combined but it’s not as attractive. Everyone wants Alabama in a high profiled bowl, but no one would trust an Alabama grad to landscape their yard.

Hah! You can't even trust a Washington St. grad to get your order right at McDonald's!
 
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