Boston Red Sox: Property of Alex Rodriguez

[RedSoxWorrld]

Ohhh!

Like a mosquito bite.

Wife says to her husband "I wish I had bigger tits!"

Husband: "Rub toilet paper on them."

Wife: 'Why?"

Husband: "Worked on your ass, didnt it"

 

[BF4L]

Wife says to her husband "I wish I had bigger tits!"

Husband: "Rub toilet paper on them."

Wife: 'Why?"

Husband: "Worked on your ass, didnt it"

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Wife says to her husband "I wish I had bigger tits!"

Husband: "Rub toilet paper on them."

Wife: 'Why?"

Husband: "Worked on your ass, didnt it"

Worrld, I know people are always focusing on how you suck, but you're all right in my book.

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Worrld, I know people are always focusing on how you suck, but you're all right in my book.

its like how people call big fat guys tiny

everyone loves me

even blake

 

[Darth_Tom]

It was karma rearing its ugly head for A-Roid.

 

[BF4L]

Ya know what would be so awesome.

If the Yankees got back in it and went all the way with Aroid getting the MVP.

Selig's head would explode. I think it would be insanely funny

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

its like how people call big fat guys tiny

everyone loves me

even blake

I get irony...It's like when a clown dies.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Come back poprocks! T'was all in good fun...I just don't use smileys because they're for gheys...

Ohhhh.....thirty-eighhhhhhtttt.....

 

[BigDDude]

I get irony...It's like when a clown dies.

You mean, like this?


"Chuckles the Clown brought pleasure to millions. The characters he created will be remembered by children and adults alike: Peter Peanut, Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo, Billy Banana, and my particular favorite, Aunt Yoo Hoo. And not just for the laughter they provided—there was always some deeper meaning to whatever Chuckles did. Do you remember Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo's little catch phrase? Remember how, when his arch rival Señor Kaboom hit him with a giant cucumber and knocked him down, Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo would always pick himself up, dust himself off, and say, 'I hurt my foo-foo'? Life's a lot like that. From time to time we all fall down and hurt our foo-foos. If only we could deal with it as simply and bravely and honestly as Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo. And what did Chuckles ask in return? Not much. In his own words, 'A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.'"

 

[HammerDown]

Ya know what would be so awesome.

If the Yankees got back in it and went all the way with Aroid getting the MVP.

Selig's head would explode. I think it would be insanely funny

Cashman would retire in disgrace, an utterly broken man.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

You mean, like this?


"Chuckles the Clown brought pleasure to millions. The characters he created will be remembered by children and adults alike: Peter Peanut, Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo, Billy Banana, and my particular favorite, Aunt Yoo Hoo. And not just for the laughter they provided—there was always some deeper meaning to whatever Chuckles did. Do you remember Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo's little catch phrase? Remember how, when his arch rival Señor Kaboom hit him with a giant cucumber and knocked him down, Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo would always pick himself up, dust himself off, and say, 'I hurt my foo-foo'? Life's a lot like that. From time to time we all fall down and hurt our foo-foos. If only we could deal with it as simply and bravely and honestly as Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo. And what did Chuckles ask in return? Not much. In his own words, 'A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.'"

eeeeeyeahhhhh...what you said...

 

[CaptO]

You mean, like this?


"Chuckles the Clown brought pleasure to millions. The characters he created will be remembered by children and adults alike: Peter Peanut, Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo, Billy Banana, and my particular favorite, Aunt Yoo Hoo. And not just for the laughter they provided—there was always some deeper meaning to whatever Chuckles did. Do you remember Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo's little catch phrase? Remember how, when his arch rival Señor Kaboom hit him with a giant cucumber and knocked him down, Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo would always pick himself up, dust himself off, and say, 'I hurt my foo-foo'? Life's a lot like that. From time to time we all fall down and hurt our foo-foos. If only we could deal with it as simply and bravely and honestly as Mr. Fee-Fi-Fo. And what did Chuckles ask in return? Not much. In his own words, 'A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.'"

Definitely missing something here. Never heard of any one of these characters...

 

[RedSoxWorrld]

Definitely missing something here. Never heard of any one of these characters...

Mary Tyler Moore sitcom from the 70s

that episode, generally considered the funniest single episode of a sitcom ever

you must be a youngun

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Definitely missing something here. Never heard of any one of these characters...

I think BigD is referring to the Mary Tyler Moore show.

 

[Brocktagon]

Mary Tyler Moore sitcom from the 70s

that episode, generally considered the funniest single episode of a sitcom ever

you must be a youngun

married with children and all in the family >>> your favorite sitcoms

 

[cerealboi]

Mary Tyler Moore sitcom from the 70s

that episode, generally considered the funniest single episode of a sitcom ever

you must be a youngun

Better than the "Contest"? Don't think so.

 

[HammerDown]

Speaking of Mary Tyler Moore, have you seen her lately? The end is nigh.

 

[Brocktagon]

 

[HammerDown]

married with children and all in the family >>> your favorite sitcoms

You didn't include Sanford 'n Son? Guys what do you think about Brocktagon dissing you? Fred, you start us off...

 

[nynasty]

Better than the "Contest"? Don't think so.

Or either "The Car Pool Lane" or "Palestinian Chicken" episodes of CYE.