Books that will never be written

[HuskerOC]

"A Brilliant Mind" - Les Miles

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"Winners Never Quit" - Steve Spurrier

 

[4down20]

"How I had sexual relations with that woman" - Bill Clinton.

 

[4down20]

"Surviving Assassination" - John F Kennedy.

Too soon?

 

[HuskerOC]

"Anger Management" - Bo Pelini

 

[4down20]

"Making your failed marriage work for the kids" - OJ Simpson.

 

[4down20]

"How to notice if the check engine light is on" - my wife.

 

[HuskerOC]

"I Had Sex" - @HammerDown

 

[handicappers]

"Eugenia Cooney's Deep Fried Cookbook" - Eugenia Cooney

 

[HuskerOC]

"I Quit My Job Because I Was Underpaid: I then Got on line and made $15K a Month" - Kirk Ferentz

 

[broncosmitty]

TheGuide to Boating Safely - Jose Fernandez, forward by Joseph Hazelwood

 

[HuskerOC]

TheGuide to Boating Safely - Jose Fernandez, forward by Joseph Hazelwood

Wow. Really?

 

[broncosmitty]

Wow. Really?

You drunk driving right now?

 

[4down20]

TheGuide to Boating Safely - Jose Fernandez, forward by Joseph Hazelwood

wooohooo, and I was worried about my JFK one!



And I almost put a forward from Lincoln on mine.

 

[socaljim242]

How to fly under the radar- Every USC coach since 2000

Dressing for success- Oregon football

 

[4down20]

"Eating from the garden" - Jeffrey Dahmer

Also comes with:

"Where not to put your broom stick"

 

[HuskerOC]

You drunk driving right now?

"Class" - Broncosmitty

 

[broncosmitty]

Cautious and Courteous Driving - Lawrence Phillips

 

[broncosmitty]

"Class" - Broncosmitty

Feeling bad for drunk assholes- Smitty

(Yours was a good one too.)

 

[handicappers]

"I'm not Butt Hurt" - Nebraska fans tomorrow night

 

[006]

How ya like me now. - Phillip Fulmer, with excerpts from Steve Spurrier and Mark Richt.

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