Books that will never be written

[Peter Gozintite]

"Never Abuse Hallucinogens"

- @beardown07

 

[Wamu]

"A state by state guide of all-you-can-eat-restaurants"

-Brady Hoke, Charlie Weis & Mark Mangino

 

[Chewbaccer]

"How to Remain an Independent Nation"- Tibet

 

[Sam Sportboy]

The keys to successful dieting. ~ Andy Reid

Chapter One :Where to get the best cheeseburger in town.
Chapter Two: Taco Bell can be good for you too.
Chapter Three: Lipitor, the wonder drug.
Chapter Four: It's just a stint, get over it.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

"Master of Heights, Immune to Falls"

- @Bayou Tiger

 

[B_dub]

"Dingle/Berry's lasting bond remains stronger than ever."

 

[VU63]

Working Your Way Up From the Bottom- Lane Kiffin

 

[Chewbaccer]

"How to Use Your NFL Stardom to get any Woman in America to Have Consensual Sex With You"- Darren Sharper

 

[Bayou Tiger]

How to make new friends and keep them
-CowboyB

 

[Bayou Tiger]

How to cope with male pattern baldness
- @Peter Gozintite

 

[Peter Gozintite]

"Why Duke Sucks"

- @douggie

 

[Peter Gozintite]

"I'm Sane"

- @Doublejive

 

[Peter Gozintite]

"The Joys of Owning Your A Sports Message Board"

- @HammerDown

 

[Peter Gozintite]

"Baseball Sucks, And So Do The Indians"
- @SlinkyRedfoot

 

[CowboyB]

"How to deal with someone trolling you." - @Bayou Tiger @Bamabino @Bandwagonbo2 @AnotherVoice
@UNA Lion

 

[Bayou Tiger]

How to troll - @CowboyB

 

[CowboyB]

"Making friends on sports message boards is essential to success at home and work." CowboyB

 

[Bamabino]

Hahaha holy shit you are so fucking easy to troll.

Next thing you know you're going to be asking me how high.

This guy just validated his pops on the SportsHoopla that's a first for me and I've been doing this shit for over a decade.

1st time a humorless troll as ever said his momma could beat up my dad.

 

[CowboyB]

1st time a humorless troll as ever said his momma could beat up my dad.

Should have been the smoking gun..

 

[CowboyB]

"How to avoid the rating system being your source of rage." @Bamabino @AnotherVoice