Bob first star, second fiddle

[forty_three]

Looking around for video, but last night on the NHL network they showed a bunch of highlights from the three stars of the week. As we know Bob First, Sid second, Carter third.

So they talked for about 15 seconds about Bob, and then went to Interview Dan Abysmal about Sid and his star selection. :rollseyes:

And I hear there are rumors that the Penguins are going to trade Matt Cooke to the Jackets for Jack Johnson, Sergei Bobrovsky and all three 1st round picks.




Keep them elbows loose, Dorse. We're gonna need 'em next year.

 

[DChero]

I totally do not want Jack Johnson. I just don't see how he fits. We already have Paul Martin, right?

 

[forty_three]

I totally do not want Jack Johnson. I just don't see how he fits. We already have Paul Martin, right?

NO! YOU WANT JACK JOHNSON! HE IS BEST FRIENDS WITH SID!

SID WAS THE SECOND STAR OF THE WEEK

 

[DChero]

Buttman's been trying to take the Stern approach for years now. It's all about pushing your name guys to create more excitement. This doesn't surprise me at all.

 

[forty_three]

Buttman's been trying to take the Stern approach for years now. It's all about pushing your name guys to create more excitement. This doesn't surprise me at all.

You just gotta feel bad for the announcers on NHL Network. Constantly being told to talk about the same shit all the time.

Even when there is a genuine "story" of a wacked out goalie on the worst team in the league coming up with a week of ridiculous play, they can't talk about it. They have to go to the Big Book O' Superlatives.

Again.


After the lawyers, we kill the marketing people.

 

[awaz]

You just gotta feel bad for the announcers on NHL Network. Constantly being told to talk about the same shit all the time.

Even when there is a genuine "story" of a wacked out goalie on the worst team in the league coming up with a week of ridiculous play, they can't talk about it. They have to go to the Big Book O' Superlatives.

Again.


After the lawyers, we kill the marketing people.

sign me up.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

You just gotta feel bad for the announcers on NHL Network. Constantly being told to talk about the same shit all the time.

Even when there is a genuine "story" of a wacked out goalie on the worst team in the league coming up with a week of ridiculous play, they can't talk about it. They have to go to the Big Book O' Superlatives.

Again.


After the lawyers, we kill the marketing people.

Ugh, these 2 groups are the reason network TV can't be funny anymore, and why comedians have to apologize for jokes they make. Everyone is so terrified of offending somebody that nobody takes risks with their comedy anymore. Eliminate these 2 groups of people and we can get some real entertainment.

 

[DChero]

You just gotta feel bad for the announcers on NHL Network. Constantly being told to talk about the same shit all the time.

Even when there is a genuine "story" of a wacked out goalie on the worst team in the league coming up with a week of ridiculous play, they can't talk about it. They have to go to the Big Book O' Superlatives.

Again.


After the lawyers, we kill the marketing people.

How do you think Jonathan Toews feels? He's been one of the best players in the league for a couple of years but is rarily spoken about as much as the likes of Crosby, Stamkos, Ovechkin (I still don't get it), Malkin or even Patrick Kane. Apparently the league doesn't find him sexy enough.

 

[forty_three]

How do you think Jonathan Toews feels? He's been one of the best players in the league for a couple of years but is rarily spoken about as much as the likes of Crosby, Stamkos, Ovechkin (I still don't get it), Malkin or even Patrick Kane. Apparently the league doesn't find him sexy enough.

And he's funny.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Looking around for video, but last night on the NHL network they showed a bunch of highlights from the three stars of the week. As we know Bob First, Sid second, Carter third.

So they talked for about 15 seconds about Bob, and then went to Interview Dan Abysmal about Sid and his star selection. :rollseyes:

And I hear there are rumors that the Penguins are going to trade Matt Cooke to the Jackets for Jack Johnson, Sergei Bobrovsky and all three 1st round picks.




Keep them elbows loose, Dorse. We're gonna need 'em next year.

Now was the Abysmal interview done at their home rink in Pissburgh or at their practice facility in Shitsburgh?