Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert

[GNG]

I've seen women more attractive than her at Walmart.

 

[GNG]

look at those nice fun bags

 

[Chewbaccer]

Miranda did get a little big there for a minute, but she has slimmed back down.

And at any rate, my great uncle(who ironically has a wife skinny as a bean pole) once said that the big girls are the best because you have 4 inches of good fuckin before you ever reach the pussy.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Miranda did get a little big there for a minute, but she has slimmed back down.

And at any rate, my great uncle(who ironically has a wife skinny as a bean pole) once said that the big girls are the best because you have 4 inches of good fuckin before you ever reach the pussy.

I wouldnt reach the puss then...

 

[Chewbaccer]

I wouldnt reach the puss then...

Nature's condom, there you go.

 

[calsnowskier]

Well, Miranda has been my celebrity crush for a while now, and Blake Shelton sucks dick, so pretty much, if you don't hear from me for a few days, you know where I'm at.

Getting your dick sucked by Blake Shelton?

 

[Chewbaccer]

Getting your dick sucked by Blake Shelton?

A hole is a hole. It ain't queer if you're the one getting a blow job.

 

[calsnowskier]

A hole is a hole. It ain't queer if you're the one getting a blow job.

I can't imagine the scruff-burn on the balls feels good...

 

[Chewbaccer]

I can't imagine the scruff-burn on the balls feels good...

I'll smear Crisco all over my sack to reduce friction.

There's a lot of things I ain't, but a problem solver, I am.

 

[redseat]

 

[redseat]

 

[TxHeat]

I've seen women more attractive than her at Walmart.

really?

 

[outofyourmind]

really?

That dude has some big tits.

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Well, Miranda has been my celebrity crush for a while now, and Blake Shelton sucks dick, so pretty much, if you don't hear from me for a few days, you know where I'm at.

Screwing Blake in the mouth?

 

[Yankee Traveler]

A hole is a hole. It ain't queer if you're the one getting a blow job.

Uh....yeh, a guy is a guy no matter which end it is or which surguries they've had.

 

[lilchi721]

Personally, I am devastated. If celebrities can't make marriage work, what hope do the rest of us have?

Tim McGraw and Faith Hill are still together

 

[calsnowskier]

Tim McGraw and Faith Hill are still together