Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert

[GeekSportsFan]

have filed for divorce. Man oh man, if you think the Iranian nuke deal was an omen of bad things to come, this latest news just seals the deal.

Blake Shelton, Miranda Lambert Divorce | Rolling Stone

 

[mr.hockey4242]

This has been coming for about two years lol

 

[calsnowskier]

Personally, I am devastated. If celebrities can't make marriage work, what hope do the rest of us have?

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Soooo she's available?

 

[redseat]

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Soooo she's available?

 

[Psych-Ward]

Mr Shelton believes she was getting some strange on the side!!!!

Wish it were me!!!!!!

 

[Sgt Brutus]

look at those nice fun bags

 

[HammerDown]

Soooo she's available?

I've seen women more attractive than her at Walmart.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

I've seen women more attractive than her at Walmart.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Like any of youse wouldn't!

 

[Yankee Traveler]

If you find that low sloping forehead attractive, have at it. I prefer women with intelligence.










Who the fuck am I kidding, I like women with their legs in the air!!!

 

[calsnowskier]

If you find that low sloping forehead attractive, have at it. I prefer women with intelligence.










Who the fuck am I kidding, I like women with their legs in the air!!!

You anti-American bastard!!

How dare you come to this forum and support terrorism!!!

 

[Psych-Ward]

I've seen women more attractive than her at Walmart.

Maybe that's why you've been having trouble with the ladies, you've been getting them bitches on (a) rollback....

 

[outofyourmind]

What is she pushing??? 200lbs???

 

[fknhippie]

I've seen women more attractive than her at Walmart.

I saw her at Walmart

 

[Chewbaccer]

Well, Miranda has been my celebrity crush for a while now, and Blake Shelton sucks dick, so pretty much, if you don't hear from me for a few days, you know where I'm at.

 

[GNG]

This has been coming for about two years lol

Yep... Blake was very jealous of Miranda's success.

 

[GNG]

Well, Miranda has been my celebrity crush for a while now, and Blake Shelton sucks dick, so pretty much, if you don't hear from me for a few days, you know where I'm at.

 

[GNG]

What is she pushing??? 200lbs???

Actually she only weighs 120lbs.