Bettman angling to be the next MLB commissioner

[BOSSMANPC]

He's also too short.

 

[dash]

He's also too short.

Boss going Randy Newman on the commish...Nice.

 

[Automattic]

ROFL!

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Boss going Randy Newman on the commish...Nice.

Good song dash. I'm 6'2" if I were 5'2" i'd probably sing a different tune.

 

[forty_three]

Good song dash. I'm 6'2" if I were 5'2" i'd probably sing a different tune.

Like "Why's everbody always pickin' on me?"

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Like "Why's everbody always pickin' on me?"

LOL you're a good man 43.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

We hate lawyers, gerbils, and anyone who wants to remove fighting from hockey. Bettman's got the trifecta there.

 

[loki604]

One of my favorite things about watching the Stanley Cup get presented every year is that it doesn't matter who is playing, where they are playing, or who wins...Bettman always gets booed.

It's nice to be able to count on certain things in life.

 

[BOSSMANPC]

One of my favorite things about watching the Stanley Cup get presented every year is that it doesn't matter who is playing, where they are playing, or who wins...Bettman always gets booed.

It's nice to be able to count on certain things in life.

I bet he gets booed during Thanksgiving dinner with his family. It is funny tho loki.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Some items on Bettman's to-do list when he initiates the "New MLB":

1. Do away with the stupid ties in baseball and introduce a home run derby contest at the end of 9 innings.

2. Shrink the catcher's gear.

3. Balls and strikes to be called by the second base umpire (placed directly behind the pitcher so as to obscure the ump's vision).

4. To increase scoring, all foul balls hit into the stands get counted as home runs.

5. The only nationally televised games will be when the Pirates play the Nationals.

6. Relocate the struggling Mets franchise to Montreal.