Banner Voting

[mattola]

Dearest Invisible Raven,

This war has been hard on me. I pray the day comes when peace is finally agreed upon, and that I may one day return to see your sweet face again. Rations are low, and the men have begun boiling their boots in an attempt to sway the power of hunger away.

If you are able to receive this letter, I ask that you send for reinforcements immediately. Preferable of the Mexican variety. Not a moment can be wasted as the tide of this unspeakable war might be drawing to a closure that I simply cannot fathom.

P.S. Thanks for the cookies - they were good.


With all my conviction,

General Isaac P. Worthington

Darling General Isaac P. Worthington,

It is so good to read your words. The heavens know I thought this war would take you, but you endure as you always do. Peace? Can we have it? Can we live it? War huh..... What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! How can rations be low? I gave you those stale skittles and mint mentos.

I tried to send the Mexicans but they said no tacos no help. I knew I shouldn't have binged on them on that peyote trip. Please know I was able to secure 2 crack addicted hobos a midget and a three legged turtle with a cracked shell (I glued it back together). I have sent them post haste. Stand Strong it shall soon be over

P.S. I didn't send cookies???

P.S.S. have you tried putting kittens in your submission? those always work.

Sincere Prayers and Freebasing
The Invisible Raven
(still me Mattola... dont want to confuse you)

 

[IPostedWhat]

Dearest Invisible Raven,

Fuck......it's now 16-14. Burn it down. Burn it all fucking down. I'm going to find and kill me some hookers.


With Deepest Regret,

General Isaac P. Worthington

 

[forty_three]

Dear Invisible Raven and General Worthington,

I regret to inform you that your transfer of Bitcoins was tied up in customs in Bahrain. However, I feel I may be able to help you. For the sum of (2) pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's nipples, I can make sure that the transfer goes through in time for you banner raising ceremony.

Please let me know when you can comply

Sincerely,
Sneaky Pete, a guy who totally does not work for the NSA.

P.S. General, the check engine light in your car is because your gas cap is too loose. Thought you'd want to know.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I don't know if this will make a difference or not, but I made a couple of tweaks to my Banner.

The one thing that I was not happy with on it, was the words on the bottom. It looked like a 5 year old did it, and it threw off the rest of the look that the banner had going for it.

 

[mattola]

Dearest Invisible Raven,

Fuck......it's now 16-14. Burn it down. Burn it all fucking down. I'm going to find and kill me some hookers.


With Deepest Regret,

General Isaac P. Worthington

I shall begin

 

[pixburgher66]

...can I change my vote?

 

[mattola]

Dear Invisible Raven and General Worthington,

I regret to inform you that your transfer of Bitcoins was tied up in customs in Bahrain. However, I feel I may be able to help you. For the sum of (2) pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's nipples, I can make sure that the transfer goes through in time for you banner raising ceremony.

Please let me know when you can comply

Sincerely,
Sneaky Pete, a guy who totally does not work for the NSA.

P.S. General, the check engine light in your car is because your gas cap is too loose. Thought you'd want to know.

Dear Sneaky Pete

Working on it

Regards
Not Mattola.... seriously Im The Invisible Raven

P.S.

anyone smell smoke?

 

[IPostedWhat]

...can I change my vote?

Depends, you'll have to check the official chart on that.


Change vote from IPW to Elo - NO

Change Vote From Elo to IPW - YES

 

[pixburgher66]

I liked your updated version, IPW. My original vote was indeed for eloco's.

 

[dash]

Actually, not to be "that guy" IPW, but with the team name changed from "Phoenix Coyotes" to "Arizona Coyotes", shouldn't the Coyotes logo be moved?

/I guess I am "that guy"

 

[IPostedWhat]

I liked your updated version, IPW. My original vote was indeed for eloco's.

See, I knew the words in that type of font was holding it back. Yeah, sure...go ahead and change it.

Actually, not to be "that guy" IPW, but with the team name changed from "Phoenix Coyotes" to "Arizona Coyotes", shouldn't the Coyotes logo be moved?

/I guess I am "that guy"

Moved?....Where?... I'm low on gas and you need a jacket.

 

[elocomotive]

The letter below needs some reading music and a voiceover...

Darling General Isaac P. Worthington,

It is so good to read your words. The heavens know I thought this war would take you, but you endure as you always do. Peace? Can we have it? Can we live it? War huh..... What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! How can rations be low? I gave you those stale skittles and mint mentos.

I tried to send the Mexicans but they said no tacos no help. I knew I shouldn't have binged on them on that peyote trip. Please know I was able to secure 2 crack addicted hobos a midget and a three legged turtle with a cracked shell (I glued it back together). I have sent them post haste. Stand Strong it shall soon be over

P.S. I didn't send cookies???

P.S.S. have you tried putting kittens in your submission? those always work.

Sincere Prayers and Freebasing
The Invisible Raven
(still me Mattola... dont want to confuse you)

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

I voted for the team logo banner because from what I can tell every team isn't represented in the player banner.

 

[elocomotive]

...can I change my vote?

 

[dash]

Original post has been edited to display IPW's update to his team banner...

 

[elocomotive]

Original post has been edited to display IPW's update to his team banner...

Really...

 

[IPostedWhat]

Really...

 

[dash]

Really...

Yes sir.

 

[elocomotive]

Dash, can you reset the last NHL season so the Caps can play the second half again?

Or is that outside mod powers?

 

[IPostedWhat]

Every time I get a vote, Elo gets another one shortly after.

In accordance with Political rules when one party is losing to another....I shall now begin to slander my opponent, and accuse him of creating alts that are voting for him.

I mean c'mon now, we have 32 total votes showing. We all know we only have about 20 people who post on here, so something is fishy?