Gary Bettman tests the new "quiet room" approved by brain specialists which includes the raising of one finger and asking the player how many fingers he's holding up.
"Well, I majored in law but I did study 1st year med...ok now, we're just going to check and make sure that ol' prostrate of yours if doing it's thang..."
Make sure our next proposal has an out clause after three years DAMNITT!! You know as well as I do the owners can't keep themselves from handing out ridiculous contracts no matter what.