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Alternative Careers for NHLers

BF4L

Bruins homer
15,916
923
113
Joined
Dec 21, 2011
Location
Home of Champs-Boston
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,520.25
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Alex Burrows - Chicken FINGER tester

Matt Cooke - Short bus driver

PK Subban - High dive instructor
 

BF4L

Bruins homer
15,916
923
113
Joined
Dec 21, 2011
Location
Home of Champs-Boston
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,520.25
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Cannot believe nobody has said this one yet


MarK Recchi - Neuro Surgeon
 

blindbaby

i want to bang on the drum all day
14,813
5,170
533
Joined
Feb 19, 2011
Location
giver river
Hoopla Cash
$ 2,500.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Jim Kyte - Soundman /Audio Engineer
 

Wingingit

Non-Essential
2,972
238
63
Joined
Apr 26, 2010
Location
Roseville, Michigan
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Steve Ott= Canadian Ambassador to the United Nations

Chris Chelios= U. S. Ambassador to the United Nations

Tomas Holmstrom= Interpreter for the United Nations
 

puckhead

Custom User Title
48,888
18,398
1,033
Joined
Apr 20, 2010
Location
Vancouver
Hoopla Cash
$ 33,861.66
Fav. Team #1
Steve Ott= Canadian Ambassador to the United Nations

Chris Chelios= U. S. Ambassador to the United Nations

Tomas Holmstrom= Interpreter for the United Nations

Jarkko Ruutu = Interpreter for Esa Tikkanen
 

Eddie_Shack

likes oatmeal lumpy
9,022
5
0
Joined
Apr 21, 2010
Location
burger king bathroom
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Ryan O'Byrne: Talented young pickpocket

Rick Tocchet: Casino worker/con man

Brent & Duane Sutter: Mechanics specializing in working on devices of questionable ethical value.

Tim Thomas: Electronic surveillance expert

Jeremy Roenick: Explosives/demolition specialist

Chris Chelios: Elderly businessman, con artist

Marian Gaborik: Acrobat

Jaromir Jagr: Gentleman, thief, ringleader, mastermind of greatest casino robbery in history

Ron Francis: Right hand man, handles day to day operations and logistics.


It's Jagr's Eleven!!


Blackhawks edition:

Patty Kane: Whale hunter

Jonathan Toews: Statue

Cory Crawford: Toll booth operator

Dave Bolland: Mutated rat, leader of a group of amphibious ninjas

Daniel Carcillo: Professional caveman
 

blindbaby

i want to bang on the drum all day
14,813
5,170
533
Joined
Feb 19, 2011
Location
giver river
Hoopla Cash
$ 2,500.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Brent Sopel could probably help Carcillo out in the caveman dept.
 

Eddie_Shack

likes oatmeal lumpy
9,022
5
0
Joined
Apr 21, 2010
Location
burger king bathroom
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Brent Sopel could probably help Carcillo out in the caveman dept.

I stopped hating him when he was traded to Atlanta... but I'll be damned if he doesn't look a half a million years away from becoming the missing link...
 

Vadered

Future Flyer Cup-Winner
6,718
78
48
Joined
May 16, 2010
Location
Eagan, MN
Hoopla Cash
$ 5,135.77
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Patrick Kane - Cab Driver

Kronwall - In the NFL, the MLB in a 4-3 scheme.

Brad Park - In the NFL, all 4 in a 4-3 scheme.

Roberto Luongo - Heimlich instructor

Paul Steigerwald and Bob Errey - Simpsons character impersonators, specifically the father.

Jonathan Quick - Bricklayer

Ron Hextall - Lumberjack

Brian Burke - Guy who starts with a house and, through an aggressive system of deals, trades up to a single red paperclip.

John Tortorella - Anger management course instructor

Micheal Leighton - KitchenAid VP of R+D, Sieves division

The entire '83-'84 Pittsburgh front office - Whoever made this game.
 
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