Alternative Careers for NHLers

[DChero]

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HOCKEY; Lemieux Is Sidelined Amid Slash Controversy - New York Times

 

[mattola]

HOCKEY; Lemieux Is Sidelined Amid Slash Controversy - New York Times

ah thanks

 

[DChero]

ah thanks

I'm obviously not holding any grudges.


Paul Bissonnette - Producer of Fox News

 

[puckhead]

Gretz - Tennis coach
(was looking for a pic of him playing baseball, but couldn't find a good one)

Messier - general creepy guy

Bobby Orr - superman

Mario Lemieux - hat rack

 

[mattola]

I'm obviously not holding any grudges.


Paul Bissonnette - Producer of Fox News

oh dont worry I hold lots of grudges.


Duncan Keith - Shitfucknobgobbler

 

[4thstreet]

Anze Kopitar-Zombie

Ilya Bryzgalov-forester

JVR- UFC fighter

 

[puckhead]

also found this pic, which made me re-think a couple of the captions
(not that there's anything wrong with that)

 

[DChero]

oh dont worry I hold lots of grudges.


Duncan Keith - Shitfucknobgobbler

Well played, sir. Very well played.


Patrick Roy - Olympic fencing team

 

[SLY]

Alex Ovechkin - Rapper

Patrick Kane - Cab driver

PK Subban - Transgender prostitute

 

[4thstreet]

also found this pic, which made me re-think a couple of the captions (not that there's anything wrong with that)

Sorry Adam,we don't do 3some's,and in all reality you're not worthy to kiss our ass.



jk

 

[awaz]

marty brodeur - headsman

john leclair - gladiator

 

[dash]

Tom Webster - Olympic javelin

 

[esls79]

Marty Brodeur could always take over for Joey Grecco on Cheaters.



Too soon?

 

[dash]

Bobby Clarke - Dentist

Yvan Cournoyer - Courier

Olaf Kolzig - Diplomat

 

[DChero]

Marty Brodeur could always take over for Joey Grecco on Cheaters.



Too soon?

It wasn't then!


Matt Cooke - Alter boy

Jonathan Quick - Break dancer

 

[Comeds]

Brad Marchand - shark fin special effect for movies

 

[DChero]

Isn't it obvious?

 

[blindbaby]

Nazem Kadri - ADL spokesman
Darren McCarty - Financial adviser
Clint Malarchuk - Goldman Sachs (well, he is cutthroat enough)

 

[dash]

Mike Palmeteer - Movie theatre usher/popcorn guy

Dave Nonis - Tim Horton's franchise owner

Gary Bettman - Dwarf toss participant

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Nick Lidstrom - Auto plant robot

Pavel Datsyuk - Magician

Mike Babcock - Pro stare contest player