Alternative Careers for NHLers

[DChero]

If guys like Sean Avery, Jeff Carter, Martin Brodeur (etc) didn't go to the NHL then what job would they have?

Dany Heatley - NASCAR driver

Marian Hossa - Prostitute

Bobby Lou - Mechanic

 

[dash]

Mike Modano - Model

Tim Thomas - Politics

Ryan Kesler - Marine Biologist

 

[SLY]

Mike Modano - Model

Tim Thomas - Politics

Ryan Kesler - Marine Biologist

 

[mattola]

Zdeno Chara - Henchmen or Gomez Addams Butler

Alex Burrows - Translator or Synchronized swimmer. that being said he doesnt dive as much as before.

Jarome Iginla - Head of UN Peacekeeping

 

[dash]

Igor Larionov - University Professor

Phil Esposito - Restauranteur

Lanny McDonald - Barber

 

[mattola]

Wayne Gretzky - CEO

Mario Lemieux - CFO

Steve Yzerman - COO

 

[dash]

Shea Weber - Lumberjack

Shane Doan - Priest

Mike Milbury - Shoe Salesman

 

[buffhockey]

Pavel Datsyuk - English for Russians living in the USA

 

[mattola]

Don Cherry - Tailor

Darren Pang - Clown #42 in small car

Brad Marchand - Clown #43 in small car or a tampon

 

[elocomotive]

If guys like Sean Avery, Jeff Carter, Martin Brodeur (etc) didn't go to the NHL then what job would they have?

Fashion model... oh wait, you're saying what career would he pursue if he DIDN'T play in the NHL.

 

[Darkstone42]

Alex Semin - Bongo player

 

[ritari330]

Penner - Taste tester at ihop

Ovechkin - Rapper

 

[awaz]

Crosby - Face of the Women's Rights Movement

Hartnell - Hulk Hogan's Squire

Bryzgalov - Thinker

 

[elocomotive]

Crosby - Face of the Women's Rights Movement

Hartnell - Hulk Hogan's Squire

Bryzgalov - Thinker

With that hair and footing? I think he'd head straight for clown college.

Ryan Miller - Priest

 

[Comeds]

Tomas Plekanec - turtleneck salesman

Carey Price - cattle roper/bowler/private eye

 

[mattola]

Jose Theodore - Hells Angels Coke Dealer?

 

[dash]

Jose Theodore - Hells Angels Coke Dealer?

Propecia Spokesman?!?

 

[DChero]

Mike Smith - Actor

Adam Graves - Terrorist

Kris Letang - Hair Stylist

 

[dash]

Randy Gregg - Doctor

Dave Semenko - Bouncer

Grant Fuhr - Groundskeeper

 

[mattola]

Adam Graves - Terrorist

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