Alex Ovechkin goal watch

[Comeds]

My last two comments are pretty much the exact level of seriousness this topic, this side topic, deserves at this point.

At least my intentions are open and obvious and I'm not continuously pretending to debate something.

Pushback....heh that reminds me.....

 

[Loco2]

Really nice to see OV back on skates and taking some light laps around the rink the last couple days.

Alternate Take: Pill-popping puck hog Alex Ovechkin back on the ice suspiciously fast in bid to illegally steal Gretzky's goal record.

 

[Pastafazul]

Broken fibula 11/19 , he’s back on the ice skating

He ain’t on roids , he f n Superman!

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Broken fibula 11/19 , he’s back on the ice skating

He ain’t on roids , he f n Superman!

Anabolic steroids tend to have a NEGATIVE effect on bones in many cases. But I'm sure you knew that.

 

[puckhead]

Broken fibula 11/19 , he’s back on the ice skating

He ain’t on roids , he f n Superman!

Russian machine never breaks. For long

 

[Pastafazul]

Anabolic steroids tend to have a NEGATIVE affect on bones in many cases. But I'm sure you knew that.

Corrected it for ya

 

[Comeds]

Corrected it for ya

Aw... it's funny that you think you did.

So glad you're not trolling.

 

[Pastafazul]

Aw... it's funny that you think you did.

So glad you're not trolling.

Are you the board police?

 

[Loco2]

Looks like he still has a ways to go, but still nice to see - link.

Cue the training montage...

 

[thedddd]

Looks like he still has a ways to go, but still nice to see - link.

Cue the training montage...

I always thought this was Ovi and Wilson's training routine?

 

[dash]

Not skating related, but this Canadian bobsled training montage is on point...

 

[Comeds]

Not skating related, but this Canadian bobsled training montage is on point...

Bobsledding is dangerous. There was a bobsledder named Herschel Walker years ago and now his brain is mush

 

[dash]

Bobsledding is dangerous. There was a bobsledder named Herschel Walker years ago and now his brain is mush

Are you saying bobsledding affected / effected his brain?

 

[Comeds]

Are you saying bobsledding affected / effected his brain?

Bobsled posts just have that affect on me

 

[Loco2]

Are you saying bobsledding affected / effected his brain?

I think infected would be the most appropriate in the situation.

 

[Loco2]

Congrats to Ovechkin who now has a snowplow named after him - the ultimate honor. No point in even pursuing the record now.

Arlington County (where the Caps have their practice facility) had a snowplow naming contest and these were some of the winners...

• Plowy McPlowface
• Mr. Plow
• Taylor Drift
• Alex Snowvechkin
• CTRL-SALT-DEL
• Plow You Doin’?
• Saline Dion

Evidence that everyone wins in a snowplow naming contest.