Series Thread: ALDS: Houston Astros vs Cleveland Indians

[Omar 382]

In B4 Omar 382 says Altuve is Mexican.

He's Venezuelan

Am I close?

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I feel like Slinky feels like Morgan Freeman at the end of Shawshank Redemption right now.... but instead of writing "So was Red" next to "Brooks was here" and leaving to meet Tim Robbins on the beach, Slinky shoots himself

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Am I close?

Good gawd man that is Pancho freakin' Villa. He had his way with @Used 2 B Hu great granny back in ought 6

 

[Omar 382]

In B4 Omar 382 says Altuve is Mexican.

He's Venezuelan

?

 

[The Derski]

For all intents and purposes, same thing

Venezuela produces way more pro players than Mexico.

 

[Erie Warrior]

He's out, quit wasting our time.

 

[redseat]

Yeah he's out... No reason to challenge that

 

[Omar 382]

In B4 Omar 382 says Altuve is Mexican.

He's Venezuelan

This guy HAS to be Venezuelan

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

He's out, quit wasting our time.

Uh, yeah, got important...places...to go

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Cabrera is so slow. He just kind of waddles like a duck out there.

Which Cabrera?

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

This guy HAS to be Venezuelan

He looks like a mashup between Noriega and Andy Kaufman

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Uh, yeah, got important...places...to go

 

[The Derski]

Which Cabrera?

Melky. He might lose a sprint to Bartolo Colon.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I don't know why I care about baseball

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Melky. He might lose a sprint to Bartolo Colon.

Oh...yea he's about as wide as he is tall

 

[Omar 382]

?

I've just received confirmation that this is NOT a legitimate Venezuelan. It's actually Phil Collins with a black wig and bushy mustache

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Venezuela produces way more pro players than Mexico.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

I don't know why I care about baseball

Homosexual behavior as a young lad

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I can't listen to this shit anymore. I am going to pummel a geriatric

 

[10HtownRebs]

The crying and bitching in this thread is awesome...

Millennial snowflakes use to getting their way for sure.