Series Thread: ALDS: Houston Astros vs Cleveland Indians

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I know a guy can have a bad start but he's burned up 5 innings so coming back on short rest is probably Carnzo'd

 

[Omar 382]

I feel like Slinky feels like Morgan Freeman at the end of Shawshank Redemption right now.... but instead of writing "So was Red" next to "Brooks was here" and leaving to meet Tim Robbins on the beach, Slinky shoots himself

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Man, I know Cleveland wasn't favored to win this series and obviously nobody knows who wins this series, but if they were to get bounced in the divisional series, this may be the most disappointing 3 year-playoff run for a team in a while.

You’re on retard drugs.

 

[redseat]

welp... This reminds me of a David Price play-off outing.... Which I do forsee on Saturday sadly

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I feel like Slinky feels like Morgan Freeman at the end of Shawshank Redemption right now.... but instead of writing "So was Red" next to "Brooks was here" and leaving to meet Tim Robbins on the beach, Slinky shoots himself

Strong retard drugs.

 

[osubuckeye89]

How come Kluber suck so much dong in the postseason? Not David Price level of dong sucking, but getting there.

Game 7 of the world series broke him. He's been god awful since.

 

[Droopdog51]

In B4 Omar 382 says Altuve is Mexican.

He's Venezuelan

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I read the dust cover notes once. It sounds like an interesting read, but I've avoided it. Normally I like war stories and books about erections, just not at the same time

You would probably like one I just finished. Its about these 4 everyday guys that go on an annual camping trip in the Poconos and find this bandwagon hilljack living in an old Dodge van and buttrape him because he is a communist

Its called Fahrenheit Who Gives a Shit

 

[Erie Warrior]

 

[osubuckeye89]

So we just gonna let this one get more out of hand than it is?

 

[Omar 382]

Plus, someone has to go to work and pay taxes.

Yeah dude... they're called 'Republicans.' Walk to the liberal light- we have funyuns, weed, and huge HD TV's (that we put on our credit cards of course)

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Strong retard drugs.

And we ain't talking FDA approved...we talkin' experimental ones from Mexico

 

[The Derski]

Cabrera is so slow. He just kind of waddles like a duck out there.

 

[osubuckeye89]

Shoulda been "enough" for Kluber after the last inning when it was clear he was a loose cannon

 

[Omar 382]

You’re on retard drugs.

We'll get to Stage 3 together, Slink

 

[osubuckeye89]

To add insult to injury, getting no hit is very much on the table the way the bats are looking.

 

[Omar 382]

I read the dust cover notes once. It sounds like an interesting read, but I've avoided it. Normally I like war stories and books about erections, just not at the same time

To each their own

 

[Sgt Brutus]

In B4 Omar 382 says Altuve is Mexican.

He's Venezuelan

For all intents and purposes, same thing

 

[Erie Warrior]

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

That's probably enough scoring...no need to rub it in