AB is a Fucking Jackass

[calsnowskier]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2025/06/12/antonio-brown-arrest-warrant-attempted-murder/

This is the exact post we were all waiting for. We all knew it was going here eventually.

 

[Superbelt]

Mr. Big Carceration.

 

[thedddd]

Reading he was at a celebrity boxing match hosted by Adin Ross. Just the bastion of all that is good and perfect acting people.

 

[Manster7588]

The AB fall is almost complete. To be honest I'm surprised it's taken this long.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

AB's latest bid at crashing out seems like it's ending in prison to me.

 

[jarntt]

A little more abut what happened. Well, at least I hadn't read this part

Antonio Brown seems to blame the media for attempted murder charge

Former NFL receiver Antonio Brown faces a warrant for his arrest on a charge of attempted murder with a firearm.

www.nbcsports.com

But being victimized doesn’t provide the victim with a license to go on the offensive, which he allegedly did. He’s accused of taking a gun from a security officer, chasing a man with it, shooting at him twice, and possibly grazing the man’s neck with one of the bullets.

 

[DJ Fieri]

AB's latest bid at crashing out seems like it's ending in prison to me.

I think he'll kill himself before landing in The Big House.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

I think he'll kill himself before landing in The Big House.

Could see it, tbh.

 

[DJ Fieri]

And you know his lawyer is going to go with the CTE defense.

 

[jarntt]

And you know his lawyer is going to go with the CTE defense.

So from a legal perspective how would that work and what would that defense get him exactly?

For an insanity defense you plead guilty by reason of insanity. Is that what you are thinking his lawyer is going to do, tie the "CTE defense" to an insanity defense? There is no stand alone CTE defense that I know of but in order to "go with it" there would need to be a guilty plea, right?

Or are you thinking they will try to defend AB through other more traditional means but just continue to bring up him having CTE over and over throughout the trial in hopes of it leading to a reduced sentence?

 

[navamind]

Wait he's still alive?

 

[thedddd]

Looks like he is going to be hanging out a little longer in the middle east.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Looks like he is going to be hanging out a little longer in the middle east.

Dog, lmao. Ain't no way.

 

[Pure Steel]

Looks like he is going to be hanging out a little longer in the middle east.

Killed a zebra also and made pants…..

 

[calsnowskier]

Looks like he is going to be hanging out a little longer in the middle east.

Is it really a good idea to be riding a bike anywhere in that part of the world with that kind of bling?

 

[Fountain City Blues]

And you know his lawyer is going to go with the CTE defense.

More likely he has male BPD. He kinda always was like this, imo. Prisons are already full of dudes like him.

Not saying he doesn’t have CTE, but BPD kinda screams out more, imo.

 

[Superbelt]

Looks like he is going to be hanging out a little longer in the middle east.

Got some Andrew Tate ordering pizza vibes. Doubt it would be long before internet sleuth's figure out where he is. And then it just depends if that country has an extradition treaty.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Got some Andrew Tate ordering pizza vibes. Doubt it would be long before internet sleuth's figure out where he is. And then it just depends if that country has an extradition treaty.

Still time to head to Iran, AB

 

[thedddd]

What if AB is there in the middle east to bring world peace.

 

[calsnowskier]

What if AB is there in the middle east to bring world peace.

That is so Meta…