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A sober Joe Namath declares Tom Brady as the Bestest Everer

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I had to have it explained to me that, in the Suzy Kolber quip, he was drunk. I thought it was just his publicist's spin
They didn't think they could get away with "he had an inner ear infection", I guess. He's always been drunk from what I can tell. Even in those commercials- watch 'em, and you can see he's half in the bag for nearly all of them. Flexall 454, crummy kitchen appliances, that Noxema ad... all of them. (I give him a pass for the pantyhose one, I guess.)
 

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They didn't think they could get away with "he had an inner ear infection", I guess. He's always been drunk from what I can tell. Even in those commercials- watch 'em, and you can see he's half in the bag for nearly all of them. Flexall 454, crummy kitchen appliances, that Noxema ad... all of them. (I give him a pass for the pantyhose one, I guess.)
I think there was a Brut 33 commercial in there as well
 

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I'm sick of the GOAT arguments. In basketball and football...

People are set with their opinion, you can't change it. Then they simply go to www.iamright.com and find every piece of information which supports their opinion. Ignoring the information which may lead to the contrary.

I think Brady is the best QB of all-time and that Jordan is the GOAT basketball player. I don't give a flying fuck to argue about it.

It's the equivalent of a conversation between two guys who just did an 8 ball of blow. Just yammering and yammering... with no one listening to one another. Wasting oxygen.
 

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I don't remember that one. How hammered was he?
Oh, totes hammered...there were beautiful women clustered all round him, possibly due to the intoxicating musk of Brut 33
 

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Damn Simms entitled to his opinion and desperately defending it by any means sure sounds like to Eagle fan posters on this board.
 

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Tom Brady is the GOAT*

* Except against the NFC East where he is 1-3 in Super Bowls
 

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If true, this is an amazing story. I mean Joe Namath is actually Sober?!?!?!
 

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When someone spends most of their life drunk, I don’t trust a single thing they say sober. Nothing I say should be taken seriously before 7 pm
 

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Tom Brady is the GOAT*

* Except against the NFC East where he is 1-3 in Super Bowls

Luckily they played the Feables twice to get that one win.
 
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