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Omar 382
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to my dear friend Cedrique. After a long and hard-fought battle to become the new "Like" king, you have surpassed Barry Bonds with 763 likes. I fell short, at 751 (still behind Aaron).
Initially, I was going to snub you and put you on ignore, while creating multiple alt accounts that gave all of your posts "bullshit's." I then decided against that, and went ahead with my plan of finding all of the posts where I, myself, have given you like's and "undoing" them, such that I still had a shot to get there first without you noticing what had happened.
But then I decided to live and let live. Yes, you beat me to 763. But I still am the better poster, who is younger, more attractive, smarter, and funnier than you will ever be. I wrote a new song to document my new-found tranquility even after you beat me to become the "Like" King.
Like the pine trees lining the winding road
I got a name, I got a name
Like the singing bird and the croaking toad
I got a name, I got a name
And I carry it with me like that loser Cedrique did
But I'm living the dream that he kept hid
Moving me down the highway
Rolling me down the highway
Moving ahead so life won't pass me by
Initially, I was going to snub you and put you on ignore, while creating multiple alt accounts that gave all of your posts "bullshit's." I then decided against that, and went ahead with my plan of finding all of the posts where I, myself, have given you like's and "undoing" them, such that I still had a shot to get there first without you noticing what had happened.
But then I decided to live and let live. Yes, you beat me to 763. But I still am the better poster, who is younger, more attractive, smarter, and funnier than you will ever be. I wrote a new song to document my new-found tranquility even after you beat me to become the "Like" King.
Like the pine trees lining the winding road
I got a name, I got a name
Like the singing bird and the croaking toad
I got a name, I got a name
And I carry it with me like that loser Cedrique did
But I'm living the dream that he kept hid
Moving me down the highway
Rolling me down the highway
Moving ahead so life won't pass me by