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Everybody seems to be talking about the new garden behind the centerfield wall and the dumb fans who can't keep their hands off HR balls in play and balls down the line. My solution is simple ...tear the garden out because vegetables suck. Hot dogs and beer is baseball and as much as I like Hunter Pence ...Kale sux. If I want a salad I will go to the Marina or to one of the many eating establishments around the park.
Seagull sauce on my salad does not make me want to watch a ballgame. How much shit is on those vegetables anyway.
Ok tear that shit out and build a big glass penalty cage. Anyone gets out of line gets thrown in the cage. Touch a ball in play and they get a dunce cap put on them and stick them in the cage. I guarantee you that touching balls in play will stop. A small black and white TV will be their only look at the game. In the penalty cage only Justin Bieber songs will be played and also old speeches by Tommy Lasorda to his Dodgers teams.
Problem solved.
Seagull sauce on my salad does not make me want to watch a ballgame. How much shit is on those vegetables anyway.
Ok tear that shit out and build a big glass penalty cage. Anyone gets out of line gets thrown in the cage. Touch a ball in play and they get a dunce cap put on them and stick them in the cage. I guarantee you that touching balls in play will stop. A small black and white TV will be their only look at the game. In the penalty cage only Justin Bieber songs will be played and also old speeches by Tommy Lasorda to his Dodgers teams.
Problem solved.
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