MLB Daily Thread: 8/25/17 - Chief Wahoo Stuffs His Dick In Chris Sale's Ass. Again.

[navamind]

albert pujols is on track for another 20 HR/100 RBI year

and hes hitting .230

that would mean hes had only 3 seasons with under 100 RBI (should he eclipse it this year).

those other RBI seasons under 100?

99 RBI
64 RBI (only played in 99 games)
95 RBI

thats freakin nuts

having a guy with a .454 OBP and 198 OPS+ helps

Pujols is horrible right now.

 

[Rock Strongo]

having a guy with a .454 OBP and 198 OPS+ helps

his doubles have just disappeared.

 

[navamind]

his doubles have just disappeared.

and his overall power. 19 home runs from a 1B/DH isn't impressive. His ISO is below the league average.


Albert Pujols » Graphs » WAR » Batting | FanGraphs Baseball

he also has a .276 OBP.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

 

[molsaniceman]

 

[Vyle203]

Fuuuck...Porcello just threw the ball into center on a play at second.

 

[navamind]

onto the next day

 

[Vyle203]

 

[OutlawImmortal]

You might regret saying that in a couple months, Dodger fan.

We'll see. No one's afraid of sexual deviant Wahoo.

 

[PolarVortex]

Yonder Alonso launches game winning mussle iff of 'the missle'.

'The Missle'? LOL. Looked an NK missile tonight.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yonder Alonso launches game winning mussle iff of 'the missle'.

'The Missle'? LOL. Looked an NK missile tonight.

Who?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

We'll see. No one's afraid of sexual deviant Wahoo.

No one? Word on the street is the AL Cy Young front runner is in his closet as I type this, rocking back and forth in the fetal position, sucking his thumb, and asking for his scalp back.

If Kershaw returns from the DL, I wonder which postseason Kershaw shows up. What do you think?

 

[navamind]

Kershaw's postseason ERA would be a lot better if he didn't have such a tard for a manager and better defense behind him

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Kershaw's postseason ERA would be a lot better if he didn't have such a tard for a manager and better defense behind him

Grandma would be called Grandpa if she had some nuts where her counnie is.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I mean, in theory. . .

 

[navamind]

Grandma would be called Grandpa if she had some nuts where her counnie is.

my point is, not all of the blame goes to Kershaw IMO.

 

[OutlawImmortal]

my point is, not all of the blame goes to Kershaw IMO.

Kershaw can go on short rest, toss a gem or save a game, and still be considered a choke artist in the playoffs.

 

[PolarVortex]

Who?

Aroldis Chapman has the name 'missile' on the back of his jersey this weekend.

 

[Cedrique]

Sale's last four starts vs Tribe:

IP/GS: 4.6
WHIP: 1.53
ERA: 10.80

This thread probably peaked with the title. Anything after that is a bonus

 

[navamind]

Grown men wearing feathers on their heads are gay? Huh. Color me shocked.