MLB Daily Thread: 8/25/17 - Chief Wahoo Stuffs His Dick In Chris Sale's Ass. Again.

[Rock Strongo]

Red Sox farm team to host 'Kyrie Irving Night'

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

devers is 1 for his last 19

That's because I put him in my starting fantasy lineup.

You're welcome, Boston.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Lots of fans were angry about the way season 7 started. Pussies. Wait til they read ahead in the comic book series and find out that Machon and Ezekial gets their heads chopped of.

I was angry that season seven started.

That show fucking sucks anymore.

 

[navamind]

That's because I put him in my starting fantasy lineup.

You're welcome, Boston.

That's karma for me picking up Zimmer.

 

[PolarVortex]

I was angry that season seven started.

That show fucking sucks anymore.

It had nowhere to go but down. But I think the show does a good job of portraying what a modern post-apocalypse society would look like with localized war lords competing for resources rather than a centralized government defining law and commerce....minus the zombies. And that's where the latest season is failing. The writers forgot that it was supposed to be man-vs-zombie, not man-vs-man.

 

[navamind]

I was angry that season seven started.

That show fucking sucks anymore.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

It had nowhere to go but down. But I think the show does a good job of portraying what a modern post-apocalypse society would look like with localized war lords competing for resources rather than a centralized government defining law and commerce....minus the zombies. And that's where the latest season is failing. The writers forgot that it was supposed to be man-vs-zombie, not man-vs-man.

No one would follow that boombara colored fellow who thinks he's The Merchant of Venice.

Writing sucks, characters sucks, acting sucks.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

So let's recap:

Baseball = dead

Walking Dead = dead

Chris Sale's rectum = wishes it were dead

Slinky = dead drunk

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

So let's recap:

Baseball = dead

Walking Dead = dead

Chris Sale's rectum = wishes it were dead

Slinky = dead drunk

I'm mostly sober now. At the office.

I was pretty well tuned up last night though.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I'm mostly sober now. At the office.

I was pretty well tuned up last night though.

I understand. Try to keep from chundering

 

[Rock Strongo]

I understand. Try to keep from chundering

 

[PolarVortex]

I understand. Try to keep from chundering

Shrink: What do you see, Mr Elliott?
Zeke: My girlfriend bleeding from multiple contusions on her face.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Shrink: What do you see, Mr Elliott?
Zeke: My girlfriend bleeding from multiple contusions on her face.

Odd place for a Cowboys reference.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Shrink: What do you see, Mr Elliott?
Zeke: My girlfriend bleeding from multiple contusions on her face.

You think he can pronounce "contusions"?

 

[navamind]

You think he can pronounce "contusions"?

Only because that word has the letters O-S-U in there

 

[Rock Strongo]

Shrink: What do you see, Mr Elliott?
Zeke: My girlfriend bleeding from multiple contusions on her face.

send in big jim slade to treat her right

 

[OutlawImmortal]

So let's recap:

Baseball = dead

Walking Dead = dead

Chris Sale's rectum = wishes it were dead

Slinky = dead drunk

Chief Wahoo's heterosexuality = dead

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Chief Wahoo's heterosexuality = dead

You might regret saying that in a couple months, Dodger fan.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

This does remind me of a joke, though.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

 

[Rock Strongo]

albert pujols is on track for another 20 HR/100 RBI year

and hes hitting .230

that would mean hes had only 3 seasons with under 100 RBI (should he eclipse it this year).

those other RBI seasons under 100?

99 RBI
64 RBI (only played in 99 games)
95 RBI

thats freakin nuts