MLB Daily Thread: 6.5.15-Red Sox find awesome new ways to lose. Someone please tell me what good baseball looks like.

[Rock Strongo]

Dear Rock,

I suck. I can't hit, I can't field, I'm fat, and I'm slow. Please enjoy watching me play for the next 4.5 years.

Love, Panda

remember i wanted NO part of that fat bag of tits.

 

[cerealboi]

Dear Rock,

I will be the Sox only representative at the allstar game.


Your friend, 'lil Dusty Pedroia

 

[Rock Strongo]

Dear Rock,

I will be the Sox only representative at the allstar game.


Your friend, 'lil Dusty Pedroia

you think he even makes it?

koji or tazawa

 

[HammerDown]

I think the Padres are poised to make a run right about now.

 

[HammerDown]

I'm going to be at PNC on July 6 and 7 to see the Padres! Just got my room. Am going to see my Grandfather in West Virginia and just so happens the Padres were in Pittsburgh. I'd go to Cinci too but they're playing Minnesota and I just have zero interest in seeing some AL team, especially them.

 

[cerealboi]

Dear Rock,

I don't deserve to be at the allstar game. Sorry.

Cordially, Team Koji

 

[navamind]

you think he even makes it?

koji or tazawa

I could definitely see Pedroia making it as a backup. Kipnis should be starting in the AL. Dozier and Forsythe are having very good years so far.

 

[redseat]

I'm going to be at PNC on July 6 and 7 to see the Padres! Just got my room. Am going to see my Grandfather in West Virginia and just so happens the Padres were in Pittsburgh. I'd go to Cinci too but they're playing Minnesota and I just have zero interest in seeing some AL team, especially them.

Easily there Thumper

 

[Carnzo]

Dear Rock,

I suck. I can't hit, I can't field, I'm fat, and I'm slow. Please enjoy watching me play for the next 4.5 years.

Love, Panda

Dear Rock,

I will be the Sox only representative at the allstar game.


Your friend, 'lil Dusty Pedroia

Great comments for what is looking like a lost season, dammit

 

[Rock Strongo]

Dear Rock,

I don't deserve to be at the allstar game. Sorry.

Cordially, Team Koji

Dear Cereal,

He was fine until yesterdays full diaper.

Sincerely,

Hot Stuff

 

[cerealboi]

Dear Cereal,

He was fine until yesterdays full diaper.

Sincerely,

Hot Stuff

Although once again the loss was ultimately Panda's fault, the Josh Hamilton pinch hit double was not good.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Although once again the loss was ultimately Panda's fault, the Josh Hamilton pinch hit double was not good.

go jimmy garrafalo!

 

[cerealboi]

Sox should consult the Pats about possible methods of getting away with bat corking.

 

[chappee11]

LOL

yes, dickhole. he was ok.

I guess you weren't around when he stole all the $$ from the fantasy league? He was most certainly NOT OK. He was fine before that. But he has tainted all Reds fans with that display.

 

[chappee11]

remember i wanted NO part of that fat bag of tits.

Can't really blame Cherington. After watching that offense in 2014, he figured adding Hanley and Panda in lieu of Middlebrooks and Nava/JBJ was a big upgrade. The logic was good. The execution has been horrendous.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I guess you weren't around when he stole all the $$ from the fantasy league? He was most certainly NOT OK. He was fine before that. But he has tainted all Reds fans with that display.

i heard about that but wasnt sure if it was true or not. how much did "im rich" run off with?

 

[chappee11]

Dear Rock,

I will be the Sox only representative at the allstar game.


Your friend, 'lil Dusty Pedroia

I don't think so. Altuve, Dozier and Kipnis deserve it way more. And I would guess that Cano gets the fan vote? No room for Shitty Dusty on that roster.

 

[chappee11]

you think he even makes it?

koji or tazawa

Koji????? You haven't been paying attention, have you? Can't blame you, but he's been mediocre, at best.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Koji????? You haven't been paying attention, have you? Can't blame you, but he's been mediocre, at best.

his numbers were ok going into yesterday. he was at 1.59 ERA before the game.

 

[chappee11]

i heard about that but wasnt sure if it was true or not. how much did "im rich" run off with?

Oh, it is definitely true. I sent him some cash($50?) via PayPal and it was supposed to go to Scal for winning our league. Only Scal never got paid and Dickshot disappeared. I think he did the same to a couple others. Maybe he got away with a couple hundred bucks?? Just odd.