MLB Daily Thread: 6.22.15 Mondays baseball Hu-athon of weekend baseball stuff and backhanded insults

[Rock Strongo]

Female French teen makes MLB history | MLB.com

She was added to MLB international registration list. From the article:

yeah. chicks playing MLB.

not in any of our lifetimes. bears can smell their periods.

 

[navamind]

hes starting to heat up.

He's fine as long as they stop letting him face lefties. He's batting .289/.400/.535 against RHP. Against lefties, however, he's been hitting like a pitcher. .122/.130/.162.

And yet, Farrell keeps him in against lefties. Just another sign of how shitty a manager he is.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Lmao at the fucking Mets.

I'm LMAO even more at the fuckin' yank these.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Female French teen makes MLB history | MLB.com

She was added to MLB international registration list. From the article:

Huh...no mention of her sammich-makin skillz

 

[chappee11]

hes gone by august.

I think they will be able to trade Napoli to a contender. A Right-handed power bat and an excellent glove should be an asset to someone as a rental.

 

[chappee11]

At this point he's embarrassing all that is right in this world.

You were saying the same about Pujols a couple months ago. I believe if Arod and Teixiera can still have hot streaks, so can Papi.

 

[chappee11]

yeah. chicks playing MLB.

not in any of our lifetimes. bears can smell their periods.

Yeah...they keep running that AT&T commercial where a chick is pitching and she's "the first woman in MLB". Has there ever even been a woman in the minors?? This won't happen for 100 years. Anyone remember Manon Rheaume?

 

[Rock Strongo]

Yeah...they keep running that AT&T commercial where a chick is pitching and she's "the first woman in MLB". Has there ever even been a woman in the minors?? This won't happen for 100 years. Anyone remember Manon Rheaume?

rheaume, her brother pascal had a decent career.

manon was cute back in the day

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Yeah...they keep running that AT&T commercial where a chick is pitching and she's "the first woman in MLB". Has there ever even been a woman in the minors?? This won't happen for 100 years. Anyone remember Manon Rheaume?

Pics, mofo! Do you post them???

 

[chappee11]

rheaume, her brother pascal had a decent career.

manon was cute back in the day

Agreed. I had some sort of promo "hockey card" with her on it(yes, I used to collect hockey cards).

 

[chappee11]

Pics, mofo! Do you post them???

I refuse to let you down, Hu! Maybe she is "pro sports hot"???? As in, she's better looking than Martin Brodeur.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I refuse to let you down, Hu! Maybe she is "pro sports hot"???? As in, she's better looking than Martin Brodeur.

Awesome! That's my Chappee, always with the thingies and dealies, or something...

She's totally way hotter than Brodeur, and only slightly less hot than Mike Richter

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

HU

Darryl Hamilton

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

You were saying the same about Pujols a couple months ago. I believe if Arod and Teixiera can still have hot streaks, so can Papi.

If all season is now a hot streak

 

[chappee11]

If all season is now a hot streak

I got a hot streak in my pants.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I got a hot streak in my pants.

Sharted?

 

[obxyankeefan]

HU

Darryl Hamilton

Is sporting a couple of extra holes today.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

HU

Darryl Hamilton

Yeah, I'm all busted up about this. I really loved his Bill Clinton impression on SNL. And he was doing so well with those Kentucky Fried Chicken commercials. Really injected some new life into that boring-ass Colonel Sanders character.

Wait, isn't that the guy???

 

[cerealboi]

Yeah, I'm all busted up about this. I really loved his Bill Clinton impression on SNL. And he was doing so well with those Kentucky Fried Chicken commercials. Really injected some new life into that boring-ass Colonel Sanders character.

Wait, isn't that the guy???

Oh Hu. Such a kidder.

 

[navamind]

This was inevitable:

Red Sox to retire Pedro Martinez' number - Over the Monster