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No idea to whom you could be referring…oh, wait.

Guilty as charged
Hey, admitting you have a problem is always the first step on the road to recovery.

(Just busting each other's cookies here. It's not personal - like it used to be. Three rings will cover a multitude of sins.)

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That is rough.
Old joke, I'll try to condense.

Guy walks out into a bar with his dog. Tells the bartender his dog talks, so if gets free drinks, he'll have the dog answer questions, it will attract customers, and everyone wins.

The bartender, highly skeptical, asks him to prove it.

All right, the guy says, Fido, is sandpaper rough or smooth?

Fido says, Ruff!

Ok, Fido, what's on the building here over our heads?

Fido says, Roof!

Great, Fido, who's the best baseball player of all time?

Fido says, Ruth!

The bartender angrily interrupts, All right, that's enough, GTFO!!!

The man dejectedly walks out, and Fido looks up at him and says,

Barry Bonds?
 
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Hey, admitting you have a problem is always the first step on the road to recovery.

(Just busting each other's cookies here. It's not personal - like it used to be. Three rings will cover a multitude of sins.)

:suds:

 

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Old joke, I'll try to condense.

Guy walks out into a bar with his dog. Tells the bartender his dog talks, so if gets free drinks, he'll have the dog answer questions, it will attract customers, and everyone wins.

The bartender, highly skeptical, asks him to prove it.

All right, the guy says, Fido, is sandpaper rough or smooth?

Fido says, Ruff!

Ok, Fido, what's on the building here over our heads?

Fido says, Roof!

Great, Fido, who's the best baseball player of all time?

Fido says, Ruth!

The bartender angrily interrupts, All right, that's enough, GTFO!!!

The man dejectedly walks out, and Fido looks up at him and says,

Barry Bonds?
Just told this one to my dad and aunt, to general acclaim
 
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