Game Thread: 5.28 Poopturdjia @ Fish

[tzill]

1. J Panik (L) 2B
2. M Yastrzemski (L) LF
3. B Posey (R) C
4. B Belt (L) 1B
5. E Longoria (R) 3B
6. K Pillar (R) RF
7. B Crawford (L) SS
8. S Duggar (L) CF
9. J Samardzija (R) P

 

[Jeep]

Mr Fucking Panik.

First pitch!

 

[tzill]

Poopturd on pace to go 4

 

[tzill]

2 diaperloads and we're still in the third....

 

[calsnowskier]

Gotta respect the pride this team is showing. They come into the home best team in baseball and beat them at their own game.

 

[shrksfn9192]

Gotta respect the pride this team is showing. They come into the home best team in baseball and beat them at their own game.

This is the type of heart and toughness needed to achieve 100+ losses. The 1985 team will have company by the end of this season.

 

[Stokes1931]

Worst run differential in baseball. (updated)

Baltimore -109

Detroit -98

Giants (after today) -86

Miami (after today) -83

Giants moving up (down) in the rankings. I am sure with these starters and with these absolutely pathetic hitters, we can be the worst in a week or so.

Created some good distance between us and the Fishies. The Tiggers are now clearly in our sights. No way we catch the O's. Still, it is still early in the season, anything is possible to those who believe.

 

[Stokes1931]

Mr Fucking Panik.

First pitch!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is your Giants highlight of the day/series/week/month. Everything else is diaper filling.

 

[Stokes1931]

Oye! This is unwatchable.

 

[SFGRTB]

What a miserable affair

 

[Stokes1931]

In the last six games, the Giants have been outscored 59-17.

They were only that close because the Marlin's kicker missed the field goal attempt today.

In April, Giants committed 17 errors.

In May (so far), the Giants have committed 24 errors.

Overall, they have 12 games with 2 errors and 2 games with 3+ errors.

Nice way to help out struggling pitchers.

Is there a mercy rule in baseball?

 

[calsnowskier]

In the last six games, the Giants have been outscored 59-17.

They were only that close because the Marlin's kicker missed the field goal attempt today.

So what you are saying is the first inning is actually the Giants overachieving...

 

[LHG]

The 3 run shots by Alfaro and Cooper were the 1st two 3 run bombs hit by the Marlins this year.

 

[calsnowskier]

The 3 run shots by Alfaro and Cooper were the 1st two 3 run bombs hit by the Marlins this year.

Fish had only 1 HR with runners on all season going into yesterday’s game.

 

[LHG]

Fish had only 1 HR with runners on all season going into yesterday’s game.

Do you think we could play a series against ourselves? It should help either our pitching or our hitting.

 

[Jeep]

Do you think we could play a series against ourselves? It should help either our pitching or our hitting.

I’m not sure how that would work out.

 

[tzill]

I keep wondering how much longer for Poop, Crap, and Pooh.

End of the road trip, I'd guess.

Probably have to DFA them; they have no value.

 

[Stokes1931]

Fish had only 1 HR with runners on all season going into yesterday’s game.

Your 2019 Giants, bringing out the best of their opponents.

 

[Stokes1931]

I keep wondering how much longer for Poop, Crap, and Pooh.

End of the road trip, I'd guess.

Probably have to DFA them; they have no value.

Maybe they should just be forced to throw six innings, just to eat innings. Their 4 2/3 inning average starts are murdering what could be a really good bullpen.

 

[LHG]

I keep wondering how much longer for Poop, Crap, and Pooh.

End of the road trip, I'd guess.

Probably have to DFA them; they have no value.

I could see the Giants jettisoning one of Pomeranz/Holland since they don't have any contract obligations beyond this year, but not both, at least not right away. However, I doubt they discard Samardzija quite so quickly since they are on the hook for a couple more years with him. Knowing how FZ operated with LA, I wouldn't be surprised if some injury comes up for him.