MLB Daily Thread: 4-14-16 Panda on the DL, braves and twins still winless

[Used 2 B Hu]

According to Elias Sports, the Padres just became the first team ever to get shut out 5 times in 1st 10 games.

You should be proud, you uh....you have a very lovely home.

 

[Cyder]

I originally thought of calling him a human Ho-Ho because I liked the alliteration, but I went with Twinkie because I'm super concerned about racial/ethnic sensitivities. . .

Isn't that right, @Cyder , you garlic-breathed guinea?

Very true ya rot gut swillin mutt

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Very true ya rot gut swillin mutt

Cutty Sark: when a single, solitary malt simply won't do

 

[HammerDown]

 

[Cyder]

And they still have a better batting average than the Mets

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Hey @HammerDown , that's my fellow Akronite, Heather Kozar ^^^. She lived in the same dorm as I did at Akron Barber College.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Very true ya rot gut swillin mutt

Who did you say you had in your thirteen-run pool, or whatever?

 

[Cyder]

Who did you say you had in your thirteen-run pool, or whatever?

I drew the Mariners. They started well and knocked out the 9 and the 10 in the first few games but they haven't scored more than 4 in any other game. I hit last year with the Angels, 10 weeks $1500. That broke a 4 or 5 year slump. At least the Mariners play the Yanks coming up so they'll probably put up some big numbers.

 

[Bolts]

Padres: Forever pathetic.

 

[HammerDown]

 

[HammerDown]

Padres: Forever pathetic.

I wish they'd hang AJ Preller by his stupid-ass hair in the Gaslamp and let everyone throw rotten tomatoes at him.

 

[Bolts]

I wish they'd hang AJ Preller by his stupid-ass hair in the Gaslamp and let everyone throw rotten tomatoes at him.

You can blame Preller, and he made dumb moves last year which hurt the progress of the team, but this isn't all on him. They've been shit for years before he got there, and they could fire or hang him by his hair tomorrow and they'd be shit for years to come.

 

[HammerDown]

You can blame Preller, and he made dumb moves last year which hurt the progress of the team, but this isn't all on him. They've been shit for years before he got there, and they could fire or hang him by his hair tomorrow and they'd be shit for years to come.

I loved the Padres when it was our players. Now we got Kemp and James Shields and Jon fuckin Jay? Fuck that! Bring back Kevin Towers!

 

[Bolts]

I loved the Padres when it was our players. Now we got Kemp and James Shields and Jon fuckin Jay? Fuck that! Bring back Kevin Towers!

At this point I don't give a fuck whose players are on the team. I just want the team itself to be good, which probably won't happen anytime this decade.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Padres: Forever pathetic.

Did I read this right? Velasquez struck out 16 Padres???

 

[Bolts]

Did I read this right? Velasquez struck out 16 Padres???

Yes, in a 3 hit shutout. I expected him to dominate today, but that was just ridiculous.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Yes, in a 3 hit shutout. I expected him to dominate today, but that was just ridiculous.

Please tell me you root for a good hockey team or your wife is extremely hot

 

[Bolts]

Please tell me you root for a good hockey team or your wife is extremely hot

No wife yet and I don't have a hockey team I really care about like my other sports teams.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

No wife yet and I don't have a hockey team I really care about like my other sports teams.

Thoughts and prayers.

WAIT: you got a fancy sports car or a decent-paying job? SOMEthing positive, right?

 

[Bolts]

Thoughts and prayers.

WAIT: you got a fancy sports car or a decent-paying job? SOMEthing positive, right?

No and no.