Game Thread: 4/1 Giants @ Dogs (April Fool's Game)

[1phlapdown]

Is that game?

The chances are slim. Ugh.

 

[Stokes1931]

To be fair, they do have an outside chance of tying the game. Best case scenario . . . we lose in extra innings.

I believe the BEST case scenario is that we win in extra innings. amiright?

 

[SFGRTB]

BELTED

 

[1phlapdown]

Belted.

 

[LHG]

BELTED

And I was all set to complain about Belt's awful start to 2019 (after his great spring showing).

 

[LHG]

I believe the BEST case scenario is that we win in extra innings. amiright?

No, based on the team's offense, that is the impossible scenario.

 

[Stokes1931]

Stokes . . . always the optimist.

I have always looked on the bright side of things.

 

[LHG]

I have always looked on the bright side of things.

That statement sounds a bit . . . RISP-y.

 

[tzill]

whelp...another mediocre start.

So far:

PQS (4-5 is dominant, 2-3 mediocre, 0-1 disaster)
Dominant - Bum
Mediocre - DRod, Sammy, Pommy
Disaster - Hollcrap

 

[tzill]

Gott heeeeem.

(see what I did there?)

 

[Stokes1931]

Panda comes through! Tie game.

 

[Stokes1931]

Gott heeeeem.

(see what I did there?)

 

[Stokes1931]

Not sure why the Dodgers are keeping Kelly in there. Maybe because they over-used their pitchers against the Snakes. But whatever, it seems the proper thing to do is to keep throwing lefties at the Giants until they show they can hit them. Say, 2022?

 

[Stokes1931]

Belt en fuego! Doubles in two runs!

4-2 good guys!

For those keeping score, that is two hits with RISP. In one game!

 

[SFGRTB]

Like I said, COMPLETELY surmountable

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

I forgot Longoria was even still alive and kicking

 

[LHG]

Like I said, COMPLETELY surmountable

Hey, I said that best case was tying the game and losing in extras. Whelp, so much for my predicting skills. With that said, I'm concerned that they are going to get shut out the next few days because they are scoring so many runs tonight.

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Loving the wall to wall baseball today

 

[LHG]

I forgot Longoria was even still alive and kicking

Tonight, that is debatable. He has a great start in the Padres' series, though.

 

[Stokes1931]

Hey, I said that best case was tying the game and losing in extras. Whelp, so much for my predicting skills. With that said, I'm concerned that they are going to get shut out the next few days because they are scoring so many runs tonight.

Man, and I thought I had anxiety issues....