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3rd Annual "You Suck" pick'em

jwolt92

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Welcome back for Bowl Season. Feels weird without Florida State here but.. yeah I've got nothing positive for that, they suck worse than most of you at this game.

For the Bowl Season we will have a brand new pick em so the regular season results are thrown out the window. So congrats to the regular season winners but you've got to earn it again if you want to be the regular and post season champ.

The rules will change slightly* for Bowl Season.

Instead of just picking 3 games, you will be required to pick 5, five, cinco, cinq, games. One will still be the P5-P5 and one will still be a G5-G5 matchup. The remaining 3 games can be any of the other matchups EXCEPT for the national championship game. The only other game that cannot be picked is the Celebration Bowl (we've never picked FCS games anyways).

@cwerph will be posting the schedule in a bit and from that point until kickoff of the first bowl game, you will be able to submit your picks. Once the first bowl game kicks off, no other submissions will be accepted. So mark your calendars for Saturday, December 15th at 1:30 EST.

***Formatting reminder***

It makes it easiest for me if you literally just copy and paste from the list provided by @cwerph and then you tell me in some way shape or form who you are picking to suck or even who you are choosing to win. No game number just makes for extra work for me.

Best of luck to you all, but just remember.. you suck
 

cwerph

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Bowl Schedule. Get your sucky picks in early (deadline is Saturday, December 15th at 1:30 EST).
1 G5-G5
1 P5-P5
3 "ANY"

Try not to suck so bad that I finish second.

Game #/Teams

1 Appalachian State vs. MTSU (G5-G5)
2 E. Michigan vs. Ga. Southern (G5-G5)
3 Arizona State vs. Fresno State (P5-G5)
4 Tulane vs. Louisiana (G5-G5)
5 N. Texas vs. Utah State (G5-G5)
6 UAB vs. N. Illinois (G5-G5)
7 Ohio vs. San Diego State (G5-G5)
8 Marshall vs. S. Florida (G5-G5)
9 BYU vs. Western Michigan (P5-G5)
10 Toledo vs. FIU (G5-G5)
11 Hawaii vs. La. Tech (G5-G5)
12 Buffalo vs. Troy (G5-G5)
13 Army vs. Houston (G5-G5)
14 Memphis vs. Wake Forest (G5-P5)
15 TCU vs. Cal (P5-P5)
16 Minnesota vs. Georgia Tech (P5-P5)
17 Boston College vs. Boise State (P5-G5)
18 Baylor vs. Vanderbilt (P5-P5)
19 Wisconsin vs. Miami (P5-P5)
20 Temple vs. Duke (G5-P5)
21 Iowa State vs. Washington State (P5-P5)
22 West Virginia vs. Syracuse (P5-P5)
23 Auburn vs. Purdue (P5-P5)
24 Nevada vs. Arkansas State (G5-G5)
25 South Carolina vs. Virginia (P5-P5)
26 Alabama vs. Oklahoma (P5-P5)
27 Clemson vs. Notre Dame (P5-P5)
28 Pitt vs. Stanford (P5-P5)
29 Texas A&M vs. NC State (P5-P5)
30 Northwestern vs. Utah (P5-P5)
31 Missouri vs. Oklahoma State (P5-P5)
32 Michigan State vs. Oregon (P5-P5)
33 Cincinnati vs. Virginia Tech (G5-P5)
34 Kentucky vs. Penn State (P5-P5)
35 Mississippi State vs. Iowa (P5-P5)
36 Florida vs. Michigan (P5-P5)
37 LSU vs. UCF (P5-G5)
38 Ohio State vs Washington (P5-P5)
39 Georgia Vs Texas (P5-P5)
 

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Everybody that's reading this, try to suck so bad that I finish above second to last
At least you can stop picking everyone to suck against FSU. That was your problem.
 

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1 Appalachian State vs. MTSU (G5-G5)
2 E. Michigan vs. Ga. Southern (G5-G5)
3 Arizona State vs. Fresno State (P5-G5)
4 Tulane vs. Louisiana (G5-G5)
5 N. Texas vs. Utah State (G5-G5)
6 UAB vs. N. Illinois (G5-G5)
7 Ohio vs. San Diego State (G5-G5)
8 Marshall vs. S. Florida (G5-G5)
9 BYU vs. Western Michigan (P5-G5)
10 Toledo vs. FIU (G5-G5)
11 Hawaii vs. La. Tech (G5-G5)
12 Buffalo vs. Troy (G5-G5)
13 Army vs. Houston (G5-G5)
14 Memphis vs. Wake Forest (G5-P5)
15 TCU vs. Cal (P5-P5)
16 Minnesota vs. Georgia Tech (P5-P5)
17 Boston College vs. Boise State (P5-G5)
18 Baylor vs. Vanderbilt (P5-P5)
19 Wisconsin vs. Miami (P5-P5)
20 Temple vs. Duke (G5-P5)
21 Iowa State vs. Washington State (P5-P5)
22 West Virginia vs. Syracuse (P5-P5)
23 Auburn vs. Purdue (P5-P5)
24 Nevada vs. Arkansas State (G5-G5)
25 South Carolina vs. Virginia (P5-P5)
26 Alabama vs. Oklahoma (P5-P5)
27 Clemson vs. Notre Dame (P5-P5)
28 Pitt vs. Stanford (P5-P5)
29 Texas A&M vs. NC State (P5-P5)
30 Northwestern vs. Utah (P5-P5)
31 Missouri vs. Oklahoma State (P5-P5)
32 Michigan State vs. Oregon (P5-P5)
33 Cincinnati vs. Virginia Tech (G5-P5)
34 Kentucky vs. Penn State (P5-P5)
35 Mississippi State vs. Iowa (P5-P5)
36 Florida vs. Michigan (P5-P5)
37 LSU vs. UCF (P5-G5)
38 Ohio State vs Washington (P5-P5)
39 Georgia Vs Texas (P5-P5)

I'd rather pickem all.
 

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1 Appalachian State vs. MTSU (G5-G5)
2 E. Michigan vs. Ga. Southern (G5-G5)
3 Arizona State vs. Fresno State (P5-G5)
4 Tulane vs. Louisiana (G5-G5)
5 N. Texas vs. Utah State (G5-G5)
6 UAB vs. N. Illinois (G5-G5)
7 Ohio vs. San Diego State (G5-G5)
8 Marshall vs. S. Florida (G5-G5)
9 BYU vs. Western Michigan (P5-G5)
10 Toledo vs. FIU (G5-G5)
11 Hawaii vs. La. Tech (G5-G5)
12 Buffalo vs. Troy (G5-G5)
13 Army vs. Houston (G5-G5)
14 Memphis vs. Wake Forest (G5-P5)
15 TCU vs. Cal (P5-P5)
16 Minnesota vs. Georgia Tech (P5-P5)
17 Boston College vs. Boise State (P5-G5)
18 Baylor vs. Vanderbilt (P5-P5)
19 Wisconsin vs. Miami (P5-P5)
20 Temple vs. Duke (G5-P5)
21 Iowa State vs. Washington State (P5-P5)
22 West Virginia vs. Syracuse (P5-P5)
23 Auburn vs. Purdue (P5-P5)
24 Nevada vs. Arkansas State (G5-G5)
25 South Carolina vs. Virginia (P5-P5)
26 Alabama vs. Oklahoma (P5-P5)
27 Clemson vs. Notre Dame (P5-P5)
28 Pitt vs. Stanford (P5-P5)
29 Texas A&M vs. NC State (P5-P5)
30 Northwestern vs. Utah (P5-P5)
31 Missouri vs. Oklahoma State (P5-P5)
32 Michigan State vs. Oregon (P5-P5)
33 Cincinnati vs. Virginia Tech (G5-P5)
34 Kentucky vs. Penn State (P5-P5)
35 Mississippi State vs. Iowa (P5-P5)
36 Florida vs. Michigan (P5-P5)
37 LSU vs. UCF (P5-G5)
38 Ohio State vs Washington (P5-P5)
39 Georgia Vs Texas (P5-P5)

I'd rather pickem all.
Not the game, but good job (I guess).
 

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Not the game, but good job (I guess).

OK, I'll try to play by the rules. Winners in Bold.

2 E. Michigan vs. Ga. Southern (G5-G5)
29 Texas A&M vs. NC State (P5-P5)
12 Buffalo vs. Troy (G5-G5)
38 Ohio State vs Washington (P5-P5)
39 Georgia Vs Texas (P5-P5)
 

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Tell em what they are playing for Johnny!
 

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I thought last bowl season was split into 2 5 game or more i forget but essentially 2 usuck "weeks"
 

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Too much to keep track of. Talking it over with @jwolt92 this is what we came up with.

Holidays are busy for everyone. :suds:
No doubt :D was just reflecting :D You could do 1 round of 10 teams make everyone do at least 2 p5-p5 g5-g5 then the rest whatever :D just sayin :D
 

jwolt92

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So for the new guys, points are awarded as follows:

For every point the team you picked to suck loses by, you get a point. So if you pick Army to suck against Houston, and Army loses by 23 points, you get 23 points.

However, if you pick Army to suck and they WIN, you get -10 points.

Pay outs will be the same as the regular season

First: $1000
Second: $500
Third: $250
 

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You suckers are going down.
 
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You suckers are going down.
Just hold on there!

I will be giving this round of picks it's due diligence! I will do lots of research and deep and long thought.


Everybody that's reading this, try to suck so bad that I finish above second to last

By my doing what I said above. it will guarantee jwolt will finish above second to last.
 

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So for the new guys, points are awarded as follows:

For every point the team you picked to suck loses by, you get a point. So if you pick Army to suck against Houston, and Army loses by 23 points, you get 23 points.

However, if you pick Army to suck and they WIN, you get -10 points.

Pay outs will be the same as the regular season

First: $1000
Second: $500
Third: $250

:L

Coulda used that info BEFORE I made my picks. :pout:
 
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