Series Thread: 2025 Opening Series: 3/27 - 4/2

[cezero]

tigers line up full of actual athletes. We have pipsqueaks like bliss and Crawford and an obese guy at 6'4 with forearms and calves skinnier than my grandma's. But bliss and Crawford are the only decent infielders we have. That's called being nowhere.

 

[Destroydacre]

Haven't watched or listened to a single inning so far this year. Already knew how it was going to go. Wake me up when we have new ownership.

 

[cezero]

Guardians game starts at the same time as the mariners tomorrow. I think I'll actually watch the mariners just to see how many times they'll strike out.

 

[NWinAZ]

Leadoff single to start the game and nothing else. These guys are so cute.

 

[Cloud]

This offense is BRUTAL. My god.

 

[WizardHawk]

Leadoff single to start the game and nothing else. These guys are so cute.

lol they only managed 1 fucking hit?

 

[AceKeptic]

 

[NWinAZ]

lol they only managed 1 fucking hit?

Can't make that shit up.

 

[AceKeptic]

Leave it to these guys to end their season before it could even really get started.

This is what happens when owners don't care. So why the hell should we?

 

[ulmax]

Polanco..is still .hitting..400
Dmo..285..
Masterbani.,250.

Dmo and masterboni..are 2of the worst.
Hitters on the team..

Polanco has always been.good.
This is more like it

 

[ulmax]

Don't worrie..if they continue..
Like this .

Mariners will keep.polanco
As dh...
And trade the rest .at the deadline

 

[ulmax]

Solano.7 ab..00000.. ? ?????.
Was suppose.to be a help..

 

[MarinersBestFan]

Leave it to these guys to end their season before it could even really get started.

This is what happens when owners don't care. So why the hell should we?

Yeah, this is the first time that I can remember even before the end of the Opening home series that I just 100% know that it’s gonna be a terrible season for the Seattle Mariners

They are a really shitty baseball team and it could get even worse than what we’ve seen in the past few days

 

[PolarVortex]

lol they only managed 1 fucking hit?

"It's still early." ~ Dipoto April 2nd
"It's still early." ~ Dipoto May 1st
"It's still early. The bats will heat up now that we getting into warmer weather ~ Dipoto June 1st
"I'm really happy with the way our team has cut down on strikeouts. Now they just need some luck to see their line drives start missing gloves." ~ Dipoto July 1st
"We tried to get a couple of the Red Sox hitters. We made them a solid trade offer but they wouldn't budge." ~ Dipoto August 1st
"There have just been too many injuries to key contributors." ~ Dipoto, September 1st
"The season didn't end the way we wanted it to but I saw some real progress in some of our younger players. The future is bright." ~ Dipoto, October 1st.
"We are going to be VERY active in the trade and free agents markets so we can bring another 54% team to the Pacific Northwest." ~ Dipoto November 1st..

 

[Anointed One]

"It's still early." ~ Dipoto April 2nd
"It's still early." ~ Dipoto May 1st
"It's still early. The bats will heat up now that we getting into warmer weather ~ Dipoto June 1st
"I'm really happy with the way our team has cut down on strikeouts. Now they just need some luck to see their line drives start missing gloves." ~ Dipoto July 1st
"We tried to get a couple of the Red Sox hitters. We made them a solid trade offer but they wouldn't budge." ~ Dipoto August 1st
"There have just been too many injuries to key contributors." ~ Dipoto, September 1st
"The season didn't end the way we wanted it to but I saw some real progress in some of our younger players. The future is bright." ~ Dipoto, October 1st.
"We are going to be VERY active in the trade and free agents markets so we can bring another 54% team to the Pacific Northwest." ~ Dipoto November 1st..

Yep, this is the first time I’ve truly not bought into his BS. Last year I was on to him. This year 100% wasn’t buying it. I haven’t watched one inning either.

I’d rather play video games at this time and I don’t even play video games

 

[wazzu31]

"It's still early." ~ Dipoto April 2nd
"It's still early." ~ Dipoto May 1st
"It's still early. The bats will heat up now that we getting into warmer weather ~ Dipoto June 1st
"I'm really happy with the way our team has cut down on strikeouts. Now they just need some luck to see their line drives start missing gloves." ~ Dipoto July 1st
"We tried to get a couple of the Red Sox hitters. We made them a solid trade offer but they wouldn't budge." ~ Dipoto August 1st
"There have just been too many injuries to key contributors." ~ Dipoto, September 1st
"The season didn't end the way we wanted it to but I saw some real progress in some of our younger players. The future is bright." ~ Dipoto, October 1st.
"We are going to be VERY active in the trade and free agents markets so we can bring another 54% team to the Pacific Northwest." ~ Dipoto November 1st..

You forgot at the deadline he’s going to trade Munoz/Taylor/Brash for a massive underwhelming packages of prospects. “We have felt great about insert name and have wanted him for a long time”

 

[PolarVortex]

You forgot at the deadline he’s going to trade Munoz/Taylor/Brash for a massive underwhelming packages of prospects. “We have felt great about insert name and have wanted him for a long time”

Good addition. Has he ever won a deadline trade? Ever? I guess the jury is still out on the Arozarena trade. I know some in here don't like him but has a respectable OBP even if his BA so far has sucked.

 

[cezero]

A new gm won't change a thing. It'll placate idiots for a couple years just like it has always done. It's been the main function of gm's under Nintendo and magnified with the Stanton group. Dipooto.has done a fantastic job for them given their goals, and winning has never been one of them. Theres a reason theyve kept him for a decade despite limited success competitively. Jerry's only remaining value to them is to be terminated in all it's pr glory. They'll ride thst as long as they can while they hire from within or replace him with another schmuck who''ll toe the company line. This isn't hard to figure out for non m's fans, but it's own fanbase remains largely cluelesa.

 

[Cloud]

5 games in and roster moves already being made. lol. Polanco on PPL is understandable. Hancock got sent down.

 

[cezero]

m's take advantage of a defensive mistake from the tigers. 2-0.